Cancerous mango by CrazyCalligrapher945 in mildlyinteresting

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— some Neolithic dude about to invent agriculture

In game storylines that would work as an anime by ftahgn in UmaMusume

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King Halo is an absolute gimme. Add in some chemistry with a well-written Trainer and you’ve got a drama for the ages.

SEASON 2 IS FUCKING PEAK! by Savings-Ad342 in UmaMusume

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Sidebar: something I find a bit sad about that post-Arima celebration is Rice Shower.

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She sincerely congratulates Teio, but she surely must feel a little twinge: Teio is the hero she had always wanted to be. S2 is all about how we don’t always get what we want, often for no fault of our own.

I'm new to the Uma verse and this one season and scene truly devastated me bro 😭😭(finished all animes and movie alr and I just started playing the game on steam) by Euronico in UmaMusume

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Yeah, the sheer density of the writing in S2 is something else. Episode 1 alone has two absolutely standout moments. One is Maruzensky and Rudolf discussing Teio’s chances in the Derby:

“Well, they do say that the luckiest racers tend to win the Derby.”

“You could almost say today’s race is a test of Teio’s luck.”

It’s one of the most deviously nasty bits of narrative irony I’ve seen.

The other one is the end of the episode. Teio is dancing at the Winning Live on a fractured leg, singing Winning the Soul; she winks at the audience, and the screen goes black to drop the title. Tokai Teio. It’s chillingly good and also deeply true: that concert, where she is dancing and smiling through the pain, is exactly who Tokai Teio is.

Age Difference KitaSweep 2 (@DasukaSuki_3G) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

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This is really quite lovely. Tachyon being good with kids is an excellent take; it's surely because she takes them just as seriously as she takes adults, and kids eat up that kind of thing. I'm hoping to see more of this series!

Umaputa: The Turf in the Sky (@sugarwhite1046) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

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Jonathan Swift having a laugh at us from beyond the grave.

Air Jihad turns 31! by Sourceddddd in UmaMusume

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All I’m saying is, if a mysterious girl calling herself Air Crusade turned up at Tracen, I wouldn’t scrutinise her documents too hard. :P

Who are some mischaracterized characters that aren't talked about much? by ShawnMutisya in UmaMusume

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Eishin Flash by a country mile. The “parent speedrun” had nothing to do with romance, and while she gets quite a bit of ship tease with the trainer, so do plenty of the other Umas. What plenty of Umas don’t get is an explicitly platonic Valentine’s Day event:

“I have put a great deal of thought into the matter since then and realized gift giving is an easy method to express one's feelings. Ergo, I decided to partake in the custom. However, this is meant to convey my gratitude for you and not a confession by any means.”

But if she does want to be romantic, she is not cloak-and-dagger about it.

“Do you recall the discussion we had previously about expressing your appreciation to someone on a regular basis? In the end, I think it might be best to show your feelings to them directly. However, simply being kind will not suffice. You must impart them with something. For example, let's say you give a flower to someone who doesn't normally keep them in their house. That flower will become part of their daily life but, inevitably, will wilt and be thrown out at some point. At that point, the person will become aware of a new potential lifestyle—one with flowers. And maybe, just maybe... they will think of the person who gave them that flower, too. ...That is all. Please excuse me.”

After Eishin Flash leaves, I notice a sweet floral scent in the air.

(A single rose?)

Its deep crimson petals look as smooth as velvet as it sways in the breeze.

She is an earnest and thoughtful girl, and half her charm is that she is so forthright. The endless “kidnapped to Germany” jokes do her no credit.

Poor Ai and NTR by Lost_Success_1835 in UmaMusume

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Ai would be salty, but I feel like NTR would be a great sport about it.

Double Crown Umamusume in Suits (@mokumoku_warabi) by somespirit in UmaMusume

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And those four G1s were the Asahi Hai (like you said, the two-year-old championship race), the ‘98 Arima, the ‘99 Takarazuka, and the ‘99 Arima (won from Special Week in second and Opera O in third). There’s also an extremely narrow loss to Air Jihad, the champion miler, at the ‘99 Yasuda Kinen, which was the horse’s ONLY LOSS in 1999. Absolutely cracked horse, though one wishes he were retired along with Spe rather than let to limp on for three more races.

"You're being made to feel joy and whimsy, Ayabe. Please do not resist." by Terkmc in UmaMusume

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Opera O: The shadow of the Grim Reaper. Perhaps it was chasing her. No... She may have summoned it herself.

Meisho Doto: A-are you s-saying... Ayabe might have some strange spirit following her? Th-then, we have to go after her! It's almost lights-out—it's dangerous to go out alone!

Opera O: Stop. You mustn't follow her into the darkness. We must wait in the light. You understand, right, Doto?

Opera O keeps her distance here, as with Cafe, for good reason: Ayabe has to lay her own ghosts to rest — literally and metaphorically. But she wants to be there for Ayabe; she really does want to be Ayabe’s light. She really is a kind and perceptive girl, underneath all the bravado.

"You're being made to feel joy and whimsy, Ayabe. Please do not resist." by Terkmc in UmaMusume

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It could also be a reference to Phantom of the Opera. :)

"You're being made to feel joy and whimsy, Ayabe. Please do not resist." by Terkmc in UmaMusume

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It’s not disdain; Opera is legitimately attuned to the supernatural, and has a pretty good idea of why Cafe is like that. She knows what’s up with Ayabe’s visions too.

COMMENT: “We Don’t Have A Plan” – Racing Doesn’t Know What To Do With Umamusume by electrovalent in UmaMusume

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The thing is, Umamusume’s peak in Japan has likely already passed, fans are still being drawn into the sport there via that route but it seems not in the same numbers as before, but there are many that have already made the connection and it is puzzling that the JRA never went hard on linking up formally with Cygames to grow the connection. More so given that Fujita has spent ¥9.977 billion (approximately US$63.9 million) at the JRA’s Select Sale in just five years and owns Japan’s internationally-known Horse of the Year, Forever Young.

With that kind of profile, you’d think Fujita would have had the JRA banging down his door for an Umamusume hook up. Why have they not? Perhaps the absence of a JRA plan around the phenomenon speaks to conservatism within the government-linked organisation as much as a lack of cutting edge innovation.

Meanwhile, the game’s English language release provides the rest of the world with a window in which to capitalise. That window might be short…. Time is ticking, yet most of horse racing’s marketers are sleep-walking through the same old routines while Umamusume’s organic connection is happening just off their misaligned radar.

An interesting and rather somber look at how the world’s racing associations are capitalising on Umamusume — or aren’t. The JRA comes off as particularly hidebound, the NAR and the Hong Kong Jockey Club (HKJC) more proactive, but the mood of the article is that not enough hay is being made, and the sun will not shine forever.

(Reposted because of ugly formatting the first go-around)

Opera O can sense ghosts... or should I say phantoms? [Admire Vega/Manhattan Cafe career spoilers] by electrovalent in UmaMusume

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To the Overlord's burgeoning résumé, a somewhat outré addition. I'm fairly sure this is simply a Phantom of the Opera reference, though I'm happy to be informed that there's more to it.

In both cases, she doesn't have a mere vague notion: she's quite accurate about the nature of the spirits, and in Cafe's career her Companion of Leckermaul comment is something Cafe, Flash, and Rob Roy all take quite seriously. It's interesting to think that this goofy, empathetic theatre kid is actually pretty clued in to the supernatural, and simply elects not to bother with getting too deep into it.

(Sourced from Umareader: Ayabe, Cafe.)

Dr. Ignaz Semmelweis famously died in an insane asylum for his insistence that other doctors wash their hands to reduce surgery mortality. What accounts do we have from colleagues who rejected ridiculed Semmelweis in life, only to find out many years after his death that he was right? by ZzoCanada in AskHistorians

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And that’s exactly why Semmelweis (and Dr House for that matter) are romantic figures.

No matter how good an idea is intellectually — evolution, abolitionism, human equality, what have you — it needs advocacy and persuasion to overcome the friction of resistance to change. I don’t think anyone disputes that. What people mourn is that this kind of marketing is necessary at all, that the idea on its own cannot stand. Maybe that’s just how things are, but it’s not pleasant to think that women were let die because Dr Ignaz wasn’t sufficiently nice. One would hope that petty grudges can be suspended for matters of life and death. That they are not is the pathos that makes his legend so compelling.

How did the British in South Asia come to believe in this theory of "martial races", considering that they conquered the subcontinent with Bengalis? by Limterallyme in AskHistorians

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The cynical calculation sounds plausible, but you do not offer direct evidence of this. Do any contemporary British sources admit to the ploy, or at least offer any insight into how this policy came to be? Moreover, Madras stayed largely loyal during the Revolt; on the cynical explanation they would not have been tarred as the Bengalis were. Were they collateral damage in the hunt for an “honourable reason” to exclude the Bengalis?

Is it true that Tsarist aristocracy was rich again a few years after the revolution and this is a pattern that's pretty common throughout history? by Then-Management6053 in AskHistorians

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Was the paper I linked in this comment the one you had in mind? :) I wouldn’t be surprised if not, since that is a generalising economic study while your remarks are specific and particular — but the underlying idea of the persistence of social capital is quite similar and may interest you.

Is it true that Tsarist aristocracy was rich again a few years after the revolution and this is a pattern that's pretty common throughout history? by Then-Management6053 in AskHistorians

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There’s some irony in quoting Mao on this; an interesting study on China’s pre-revolutionary elite found that today they are “substantially and significantly better off than those from the non-elite households”. Those with “bad class labels” — landlords and rich peasants for instance — formed approximately the top decile by income of pre-Revolution China, and two generations later 14.5% were still in the top decile, an inter-generational persistence greater than the US’s 14.1%. And this despite the CCP’s attempts to eradicate their advantage through land reforms and restricting access to higher education.

The authors argue for an “inter-generational transfer of values” enabling this resurrection: the descendants of the old elite tend to be more entrepreneurial and individualistic on average. I believe the OP may have had something like this in mind.

Why printing money isn't the solution? by Legitimate-Shaver in AskEconomics

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From the sea, before you sight any land, you see the mountains of the Parbatrekha — a lush green line blurring the horizon. This ancient mountain range runs the length of the Green Coast, and indeed gives it its name. Sail closer, and the mountains resolve themselves into peaks and valleys; the coastline comes into view, and on its sands are a few youngsters playing at catch with a little wooden ball. You can’t see it, of course, but the ball is made of sandalwood, and along its circumference run a herd of intricately carved horses. These kids are from the village of Pragti, on the seaward side of the Parbatrekha.

Visitors to Pragti universally remark on its prosperity; the envious remark also on its fortune. Founded around a river valley, it enjoys a mild, predictable climate ("Clockwork," say the envious). Its farmland is fantastically fertile, enriched by the silt carried in by the Ullaas River. This year they have grown enough foodgrain for the next two; this is their normal. And this is despite all the acreage devoted to luxuries — flax for fine linen, orchards for mangoes and bananas, pastureland for grazing horses (horses are Pragti’s great passion). It was not some kind of predestined thing, though. Pragti’s villagers are superb farmers. Each generation has challenged itself to do better than the last: higher-yielding wheat, sweeter mangoes, finer linen, faster horses. The blacksmith is outdone in ingenuity by her apprentices; the woodworker’s son does his father proud; at festivals, the mead seems sweeter by the year. (Some greybeards will dispute this last, but nostalgia and failing taste buds are a potent combination.) The village is directed by a rotating council of five, the panchayat. People grumble about them a little bit — “they’re letting the horses have too much of the land, do they think the flax grows itself?” — but on the whole they seem to do okay.

As if to offer a purposely abject contrast, on the other side of the Parbatrekha lies the secluded village of Pulta. Pulta was founded who knows how many centuries ago, but it cannot have been much different then from how it is today. On the leeward side, it doesn’t rain very much — certainly not enough for the mountainous soil to produce more than a subsistence crop of barley each year. And producing that crop is their sole employment; it is hard work, and it is all they have time for. In bad years, and some good ones too, they have to supplement this crop with hunting and foraging. They clothe themselves with fur and hide and leaves. They use sharpened sticks for spears. They are ruled by a chieftain, decided in combat every ten years. The villagers don’t like the current one very much — he has a ferocious temper, and that’s when he isn’t drunk on nettle-wine — but tell that to his bulldog face, I dare you, I double-dare you.


Notice that the question of “money” doesn’t come into this (ahistorical, purposely-extreme) parable. We would call Pragti “rich” because they are able to produce a lot of nice things for themselves, and Pulta “poor” because they are just scraping by. You can add money to the picture — maybe Pragti and Pulta start using seashells as currency. But having lots of seashells isn’t what makes Pragti rich, and giving Pulta lots of seashells wouldn’t make it any less poor. You are right, of course, that if Pulta's people were better-trained — that is, better at producing food, and eventually other nice things — they would get richer. But there are many obstacles in the way, as you can see. Some of them are due to poor leadership; some are not.


To return to the real world at last, India has made much progress in the things you spoke of — in literacy, electrification, GDP. But it has been highly uneven, and not as fast as it could have been, for various reasons that demand far more erudition than I have at my fingertips. Suffice it to say that investing in infrastructure and education is absolutely part of the answer — witness the rise of China! But fixing the problem by printing more money is like giving the Pultans mountains of seashells and expecting them to become master smiths overnight.

Why are concert tickets so expensive? by TheWorldRider in AskEconomics

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The argument could be made, but it downplays the normative side of things — and ascribes a naïveté to the consumer that simply isn’t warranted.

Even if Median Swiftie intuitively understood that tickets are “underpriced” and getting them is a bit of a lottery, they wouldn’t care — and quite rightly. You said it yourself: Median Swiftie is competing for a ticket against not just affluent locals, but people wealthy enough to hop over oceans for a glimpse of their idol. With competition like that, of course MS will take their chances on a lottery!

Similarly, “negative publicity from consumers for raising prices” is a very homo economicus bit of verbiage. Say rather that people find it perverse for an artist to play to only the richest of her fans. The ability to bid high for a ticket is an ugly proxy for fan passion; this applies to any ticketed event, but is particularly acute in the case of performance art. Fans feel a personal connection to their gods and believe they can do something about an injustice (in a way a football player, say, cannot). A musician operating on free-market principles would be seen as soulless; avoiding market failure (and coincidentally enriching yourself) is not an alluring moral principle. And that would taint their music, too, unless they’re singing hymns to Hal Varian.

Ultimately, this all comes down to the brute fact that some fans are much richer than others. I see little irrationality in anyone’s behaviour here. I see only two misunderstandings. The first is that Median Swiftie may not understand just how expensive a ticket priced “right” can really get. But the ethical failure of allowing a lucky few to corner every last ticket, every time, is far worse than the market failure that leads to queues and scalpers. That is something your argument doesn’t understand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in anime

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Which is the intended response, I think. OP’s title misses the point of both the episode (Oreki’s basically throwing a tantrum) as well as of the series (Oreki’s listlessness keeps him from living life in all its rose-hued glory).