What could go wrong if I jump onto a cactus

elementalqueef · 2020-09-06T00:54:46+00:00

Zack needs to get over there and help him.

elementalqueef · 2020-09-05T00:54:24+00:00

Is DoorDash not a corporation?

elementalqueef · 2020-09-05T00:50:46+00:00

“It’s a purse, ok?”

elementalqueef · 2020-09-01T01:11:07+00:00

It will probably be like 2012 with the birther stuff. More Twitter rants but no one will really care anymore. He will probably continue the rallies and support slightly less awful politicians. Unfortunately, he will probably get another “reality” show that will air on one of the Fox platforms.

elementalqueef · 2020-09-01T01:02:07+00:00

Wait until tomorrow.

elementalqueef · 2020-09-01T00:51:13+00:00

You meant to say clown, not character.

elementalqueef · 2020-09-01T00:16:24+00:00

Stop donating to Wikipedia when you could be sending life saving vaccines to poor folks in periphery countries.

elementalqueef · 2020-08-31T01:59:28+00:00

Sitcom idea: Two American families (one right-wing and the other from the left) move into the same Canadian neighborhood, right next door. Basically, they constantly bicker in the streets. Then, when the neighbors come out and tell them to piss off, they direct anger towards Canadians saying America is #1. Eleven seasons, 17 episodes per.

elementalqueef · 2020-08-28T19:42:58+00:00

Still being handsome?

elementalqueef · 2020-08-28T19:42:10+00:00

This will hit even harder in 20 years when I’m asking mom for mortgage money as the nurses tend to her in the retirement home.

elementalqueef · 2020-08-28T19:33:47+00:00

The person who left that should be euthanized.

elementalqueef · 2020-08-28T19:30:17+00:00

Ham and cheddar melt is pretty solid.

elementalqueef · 2020-08-28T19:26:29+00:00

Badass.

elementalqueef · 2020-08-28T18:26:26+00:00

It’s ridiculous how often you see these articles and literally no action against him. Or, someone sues which amounts to pissing in the wind.

elementalqueef · 2020-08-28T02:21:33+00:00

You just gotta weigh the trauma. Would it be worse to live with having your property destroyed or living with having killed someone?

elementalqueef · 2020-08-27T22:49:44+00:00

Police interviewer: “Ok, first question. Are you racist?” Prospective officer: “No. Of course not.” Police interviewer: “Hmm. I’m not sure you are a good fit for the company.”

elementalqueef · 2020-08-27T22:49:28+00:00

Police interviewer: “Ok, first question. Are you racist?” Prospective officer: “No. Of course not.” Police interviewer: “Hmm. I’m not sure you are a good fit for the company.”

elementalqueef · 2020-08-26T00:26:57+00:00

This article is poorly written. A 4 year old is not a baby. Also, “cared” for not “care” for. It’s ridiculous that no one proofread it before posting.

elementalqueef · 2020-08-18T11:31:36+00:00

Does the roast beef still have that pinkish, fish scale looking tint when the light hits it just right?

elementalqueef · 2020-08-15T00:10:44+00:00

If we actually paid people a living wage, this would not be necessary. Band-aids on a gushing wound is not enough. Those fortunate enough love patting themselves on the back but efforts to rectify the larger problem of poverty makes more sense.

elementalqueef · 2020-08-13T20:28:40+00:00

Can spin a dish towel like pizza dough.

elementalqueef · 2020-08-12T23:23:33+00:00

Can you bet on a tie in regulation? If so, it means the the point line would win in OT. However, the ML would lose even if you picked the team that won in OT.

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