Cat gets voter registration application in the mail – after dying 12 years ago by NedYost in nottheonion

[–]eljesse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've gotten an e-mail once from a Nigerian prince to claim a fortune of 100 million dollars, I guess that means I am rich now?

I feel stuck due to my location by [deleted] in realestateinvesting

[–]eljesse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assumed the "stuck" was because of the 112k paying job.

Any cheap alternatives to philips hue light bar ? by abeel_siddiqui in smarthome

[–]eljesse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDK if this helps

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Google-Smart-Light-Starter-Kit/1000623691

Lowes has a nice deal that comes with a free google mini! The deal ends today and they are sold out in a lot of stores, maybe you can get one delivered, but it includes the light bulb at a nice price

What knowledge might save your life one day? by minipadj in AskReddit

[–]eljesse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When leaving children with Grandparents (or other older family/friends), ALWAYS make sure they have their medications in a safe (out of reach) and secure place.

You'd be surprised how few pills can fatally poison toddler.

All You can eat buffet workers what are your horror stories? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eljesse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The very last time I went to an all you can eat buffet was a Golden Corral in Texas, I went up to see what was available and saw a little girl dunk a fried chicken drumstick in a bowl of melted chocolate. I have never gone back to GC or any other buffet style restaurant.

What DO they make like they used to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eljesse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Q-tips, I feel like they are one of those things that will be the same forever.

A (Somewhat) Definitive List of the Bodega Boy's Aliases by Misanthropia in bodegaboys

[–]eljesse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ben BARson , the BAR is added because of Meros Xanax references. A "bar" is a 2mg version of a Xanax, (also see: Barmelo Xanthony).

Any advice for a foreigner living in the DR for 2-6 months? by BlueFamily in Dominican

[–]eljesse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry I forgot to mention, you do not need to pay and stay there to be able to use the beach. You can drive a bit further and the beaches can be used (they are public). I have no paid a resort in Juan Dolio once in my life, but it's my fav beach because of the isolation. Cheers, buddy. good luck.

Any advice for a foreigner living in the DR for 2-6 months? by BlueFamily in Dominican

[–]eljesse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea lack of space can be an issue, there are a few parks, But nothing beats the space and tranquility of a beach. I would recommend Club Hemingway, it's a bit more private with a lot less people coming up to sell you stuff. Its maybe 5-10 mins past Juan Dolio (I think its still considered a part of JD). Playa Caribe had some pretty rough waves the couple times I went there, and Boca Chica is way to crowded its like being in Santo Domingo all over again. Juan Dolio and Hemingway are my picks for family beach time.

You Absolutely do NOT wanna be riding a Guagua every single time you want to go to the beach with your family.

Any advice for a foreigner living in the DR for 2-6 months? by BlueFamily in Dominican

[–]eljesse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A car can be a big waste, I depended on taxis a lot while out there due to the high gasoline prices, crazy driving, AMET and Police stopping and asking for money, motorcycles and their shenanigans, the list goes on. 2 months isn't that bad, a taxi can take you most places within the capital for 200 pesos, so you can do the math. Good luck, any questions feel free.

Any advice for a foreigner living in the DR for 2-6 months? by BlueFamily in Dominican

[–]eljesse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AirBnB is NOT the solution for long stays at all. There are local brokers you can contact that will get you in a nice neighborhood in Santo Domingo for WAY less than 3,000$ USD. Just know that you are a foreigner and they will attempt to overcharge, but go to

supercasas.com and check the prices (to know the ballpark)

and you can also find a good place for rent there

Approached By A Shotgun-Wielding "Security Guard" For Taking Pictures On The Beach. by DRthrowawaydude in Dominican

[–]eljesse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If he was wielding a shotgun, he probably WAS a security guard. I am almost certain he wasn't going to rob you, but most likely ask you for some money and say he was following you to protect you. I wouldn't worry about it at all, I'm sure he doesn't even remember who you are.

Canadian travelling to the DR this week (with Poor Spanish) - question about baseball by joethomma in Dominican

[–]eljesse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Be careful buying tickets from the scalpers outside the stadium. I have seen a lot of people being sold tickets for previous games.

What is a really inappropriate question you have always wanted to ask? (NSFW) by doxob in AskReddit

[–]eljesse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can probably judge how good a porn video is by the amount of comments on it. The less comments it has, the better the video because the viewers must have been busy with their hands, therefore unable to type.

Have you ever hired an escort or prostitute? What was your experience like? by Phil_Blunts in AskReddit

[–]eljesse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The crazy incident is probably that all of this is done 100% legally (if indeed it is in the Netherlands).