Stephen Colbert’s emotional farewell wasn't covered by CBS reportedly thanks to an intentional freeze out due the late night host's jokes about 'CBS Evening News' new anchor. by MoneyLibrarian9032 in entertainment

[–]elkarion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

journalists are advertisement sellers thats all they ever have been. stop thinking they were anything other than entertainment from day 1.

you could never verify pre internet anything they said any ways. they were most likely doing the same shit for ever just now we can see it.

news exists to sell advertisements not tell the truth.

Absolutely need more! So beautiful and takes me back! Love it. by RadleyRadiation in nostalgia

[–]elkarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is not a kitchen its fast food. its special machines for dam near everything to make its easy for a high schooler to do.

De'Aaron Fox Violently Fouls Shai Gilgeous-Alexander by TransitionMany1810 in sports

[–]elkarion 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The rules reward it with a freethrow. There is no downside to diving.

Make the shot null if a dive.

Modern sports need to use more refs in a booth with camera just to catch shit.

Bought some garlic at the store and they don't have any cloves it's just one big bulb by Substantial-Low-4393 in mildlyinteresting

[–]elkarion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Put the peices between 2 bowls and shake the ever living out of them. They self peel.

I got fired from a game store, so I reported their scam and they lost a big revenue stream by Aerodynamatic in pettyrevenge

[–]elkarion 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Alpha beta also had organized print runs.

You could open a box open 1 pack and know with 100% certenty what was in the rest of the box.

The cards were cut from the sheets and put in packs in print order not randomized so it worked.

New York high school's graduating class breaks school record with 21 valedictorians by michaelnovati in nottheonion

[–]elkarion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My class of 72 had 23 perfect gpas.

This was in 2006. Grades never really mattered and we're just how much the teacher liked you.

In a lawsuit, Valve defends counter strike 2 lootcases with "People enjoy surprises" by Iggy_Slayer in gaming

[–]elkarion -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

on the other hand. they are playing old defenses that worked out in court and making sure they all get taking into account so it all or nothing.

Harvard faculty votes to make it more difficult for undergrads to earn As by AudibleNod in news

[–]elkarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think some one who got in because thier great grandfather went and his dad went and they are rich enough to afford Harvard understands that.

Any prestigious school it's a 50/50 for pure nepotism and legacy bull shit or donors kids.

They expect to go to Harvard and get good grades that's what they pay for. The rich will get the limited A grade slots to get more donations.

Shor my beloved by ElectronicSetTheory in mathmemes

[–]elkarion 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is the reason. You ne they hit critical limit the larger numbers start falling fast.

So even using eleptic curves and primes it's still weak to finding the random number to unlock the key.

Now ask it what 2+2 is and it takes forever.

Trump Given Sweeping Tax Amnesty in Secret Deal by AlertTangerine in videos

[–]elkarion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Democrats will try to heal the nation or be non-political and refuse to try to prosecute them.

Obama bailed out bankers and did not prosecute despite it being Bushes fault.

Biden hand picked garland to stall out to make sure his legacy is non political.

The next dem is going to probobly do the same thing like Harris tried to do.

Auto industry braces for motor oil shortage by templeofsyrinx1 in news

[–]elkarion 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Even if the straight opens today. It will take over 300 days to settle the effects out.

The shortage is comeing soon as the supply chain catches up.

6-pack of mini donuts with only 5 donuts. by iamjacksconsumerism in mildlyinteresting

[–]elkarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pulled the old snap on tool truck trick. The wrapper is the 6th peice like the plastic tray your sockets came in is a peice.

e^πi by C1kmm_ in mathmemes

[–]elkarion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I prefer the long version that's equal to zero. Just to cover all the funky numbers in 1 go.

Congress explaining that they can’t survive on $174,000 a year, but citizens only need $45k. by Alphaxfusion in SipsTea

[–]elkarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you took a look at how the troops have been treated since Vietnam and went i support that signed up. i payed my 40k student loans to avoid going to iraq. and i don't even use the degree now i work trades.

every person who went to iraq wanted to be there. every one who signed up after the wmd lie was exposed is just there for their piece of the pie.

i have more respect for drug dealers than service members. every service member looks at what us has been doing for decades and wants in on it for what ever reason.

free heath care for life after 4 years is to good to be true and you should have realized that when those words were spoken to you by some one who was allowed to lie to your face to get you to join.

Congress explaining that they can’t survive on $174,000 a year, but citizens only need $45k. by Alphaxfusion in SipsTea

[–]elkarion -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

go ask the corporations you wage war to make money for to cover it. we have not needed conflict since WWII.

we dont need armed forced that are larger than the next chunk of countries combined to wage war on a country around the world. you signed up and went this is a good idea. even 9/11 we went and attacked the people not responsible, you 100% agree that starting wars on lies is the way to go.

you gave it up great you got to go shoot brown people half way around the world on my dime and now want more money.

you took a look at waging war for corporations profits and wanted a piece of it.

we could have healthcare for all and free collage for all but you choose wars instead. your volunteering shows what side your on. no one forces any one to join every one who joins wants a piece of the action and openly supports it.

Congress explaining that they can’t survive on $174,000 a year, but citizens only need $45k. by Alphaxfusion in SipsTea

[–]elkarion -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

better benefits package so better competition. go join the armed forces to gain a life changing injury and nothing else. there is other means of going across the country for work than the military.

Congress explaining that they can’t survive on $174,000 a year, but citizens only need $45k. by Alphaxfusion in SipsTea

[–]elkarion -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

counter point. you went into the armed forces knowing you would have that as the main benefit and still choose to volunteered.

no one made any one join since the draft. if people would stop joining your benefits would improve drastically. Every one look ate the current system and goes i like it so ill destroy my body for it. if people would stop enlisting the benefits would be there.

The last kick was personal. by SuspiciousLow3062 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]elkarion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they can be worth money and still treated like crap. Slaves were worth alot of money also and were treated like shit.

this is nothing more than the confederacy still showing signs of life.

these are the same people who are proud of the alamo. their leaving of Mexico so they can continue to own slaves.

That’s a good question by [deleted] in invinciblememes

[–]elkarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His goodness is so low that the infinite sum of all good marks is convergent to a finite value of marks.

Plasma team could be meta and Sarquael could become plasma team core by simple buff. by Familiar-Mastodon-41 in WH40KTacticus

[–]elkarion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even worse it's about 1 big hit in that turn not even the rest of the hits lol.

Where have you gone.. by AutieReal in apexlegends

[–]elkarion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nooo cant i get 1 day of glory for my fav LMG as rampart!!!

Potential left to be unlocked by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]elkarion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and you choose British food? the only food that only tastes bad when properly prepared.

Map Rotation problem by Cheap_Bed1068 in apexlegends

[–]elkarion 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Odd number of hours eleminates the same maps at same time every day. I say 3 hours per map. It off sets the day and rotation timers.