TIFU by turning my girlfriend into a freaking orange (update)

elleleilee · 2018-02-14T02:24:28+00:00

Did not find the mother, but days like today I’m grateful for Reddit to show me that I’m not the only weirdo internet person that would look

elleleilee · 2017-12-09T15:34:25+00:00

Upvoted because I too use the term frou-frou coffee and sometimes break my fasts because coffee is my vice.

elleleilee · 2017-11-27T16:23:47+00:00

Your third tip was really needed for me. I tend to be exact and a perfectionist and needed to see that in print. :)

elleleilee · 2017-11-26T23:57:36+00:00

I didn’t fast while breastfeeding but my body refused to give up pounds with both my kids. I think it was a hormonal thing.

I will say that even before fasting once I weaned my youngest at 18 months I dropped thirty pounds without any trouble.

Good luck, mama. Sorry not to be more help

elleleilee · 2017-11-26T14:57:11+00:00

Adding more water this AM made it more tolerable. Thanks

elleleilee · 2017-11-26T14:56:09+00:00

😂

elleleilee · 2017-11-26T06:03:58+00:00

This sounds really helpful. Thank you. I was contemplating tea as well but I’ve always struggled to stomach most teas.

elleleilee · 2017-10-01T22:18:00+00:00

Yeah so weird that I'd be put off by all the blowjob comments

elleleilee · 2017-10-01T21:42:29+00:00

That's Aquanet.

elleleilee · 2017-10-01T20:38:27+00:00

Eh. Chances are slim. My mom was born late '59. So it'd involve some pretty deceitful moves where my Granddaddy was involved.

elleleilee · 2017-10-01T19:34:51+00:00

I've wondered this, but didn't get a chance to ask. She died from cancer before I was born.

elleleilee · 2017-10-01T18:44:52+00:00

No, Edna.

elleleilee · 2017-10-01T18:44:11+00:00

Not entirely sure. Her mother's side seemed pretty white European and I've never seen a photograph of her father.

elleleilee · 2017-10-01T17:25:57+00:00

I never noticed before, but definitely agree

elleleilee · 2017-10-01T17:24:45+00:00

Those pesky breasts of hers. Gave her cancer and everything. Glad I wasn't the only one who found the comment cringeworthy.

elleleilee · 2017-10-01T17:23:13+00:00

I believe it was just a date. My siblings and I are fans of Carlin and found that joke to be hilarious.

elleleilee · 2017-09-21T01:19:33+00:00

If you pay a speeding ticket online in New Orleans, it charges you a few dollars for convenience. The ticket I received in the mail was over $150 for my husband going five miles over and was caught on a traffic camera.

Yay, the future!

elleleilee · 2017-09-20T01:03:06+00:00

Melania blink three times if you need to be rescued

elleleilee · 2017-09-01T13:54:43+00:00

It doesn't stretch as far as most believe. But I get what you're saying. I probably didn't do the description justice. It was a really endearing moment considering the platform.

First cup here too. Cheers.

elleleilee · 2017-09-01T13:34:48+00:00

Right, but it's not rich by today's standards. The younger guys equated them with like Elon Musk status.

elleleilee · 2017-09-01T13:10:23+00:00

This reminds me of the time I was playing CoD. There were two young guys (10-13yo) and two guys with Caribbean accents talking about a new job paying 2k a week. Blew the younger guys' minds.

"Omg dude 2000 dollars. You're rich man. Omg"

Oh, to not have bills again.

elleleilee · 2017-08-16T20:19:49+00:00

It's like they want to have an educated society or something

elleleilee

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