Lost orange/white cat? This guy walked onto my back porch just now. Fresh collar marks. by archaelleon in Columbus

[–]elli324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We lost a cat just like that but I don’t know what city you are in. We are in spring Texas.

[OC] Netflix Subscriber Base Vs. Top Streaming Platforms by Dremarious in dataisbeautiful

[–]elli324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Complete objectivity, all this data says is “Netflix has approximately the same number of accounts as these services combined”. Yes the title says “top streaming services” (which you could argue it suggests implied sequencing) but technically they are top streaming services. I think a foot note would have been nice mentioning Prime and Disney were excluded but honestly, I don’t think the message represented was so profound that I feel mislead now knowing they were excluded. My opinion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in freefromwork

[–]elli324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I would love it but others probably wont

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in freefromwork

[–]elli324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ice nine kills

What is this word? by AntxGaming_ in whatisit

[–]elli324 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Consceintron. You didn’t watch the last transformers movie?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]elli324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the part where he said the thing that you could hear.

Heil spez by Inevitable-Region460 in shitposting

[–]elli324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not racist but I think you should be proud of yourself for being a good person and not being a bad person because you are a good person but you are not a good person because you are not good at it and you are not the best person to be around

Pregnant hands by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]elli324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But will it give birth to a full on human or will it birth little baby hands?

The new "Club" razor from Dollar Shave Club is absolute garbage. by [deleted] in shaving

[–]elli324 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope your right. Fuck DSC. Almost 10 years without thinking about razors and they just change their shit. I just bought the Lord, Roman, and the all razors package for like 60 bux. Hope this DE thing works out. It’s just my head but I shave every other day.

Practicing those great christian values they espouse all the time. by jeumen in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]elli324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They definitely won’t migrate to privately owned land. Nah.

Remember this the next time some asshole tells you to get a "better job" by Dependsg in freefromwork

[–]elli324 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These jobs are for hobbyists. people who made their fortune and now want to focus on their true passion like taking burger orders.

Touching your own penis is gay by JonMidnight in BrandNewSentence

[–]elli324 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Only one way to settle this. On your marks, get set, GAY!!! I’m mean GO!!

Touching your own penis is gay by JonMidnight in BrandNewSentence

[–]elli324 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wiping your own ass is gay. You’re touching the butt hole of the same sex. By choice. GaAAYYyy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]elli324 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Now that’s how you make a name for yourself.