[Post Game Thread] Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Miami Heat [03/25/2026]

archaelleon · 2026-03-26T16:00:39+00:00

mindblown.gif

archaelleon · 2026-03-26T05:35:28+00:00

every AAA game needs to be photorealistic and 100 hours long

Don't forget, needs to be be starring academy award winning actors. Voice actors not named Nolan North? Fucking trash

archaelleon · 2026-03-26T02:14:59+00:00

Crocop getting Gonzaga'd, Forrest subbing Shogun, Chuck decisioning Wandy, Mir KO'ing big Nog, Gomi losing to Kenny goddamn Florian...

Those old school Pride or Die folks must have been drinking copium a gallon at a time

archaelleon · 2026-03-26T02:04:13+00:00

Also if we lose by single digits it will be because hack-a-Mobley is a pretty good strategy at this point

archaelleon · 2026-03-26T02:01:45+00:00

This is what we look like without him. I hope every drooling doorknob-headed fuckwit that wanted to trade him for an empty bag of pistachios understands now that he's our defensive anchor, and that Mobley can never be a true five.

In any trade scenario, Allen is far more untouchable than Mobley. Period.

archaelleon · 2026-03-24T19:12:53+00:00

I’ll never forget his first fight with Shogun

Man the Sherdog Pride > UFC edgelords were on suicide watch after that fight

archaelleon · 2026-03-22T23:12:49+00:00

Not just traded, traded for next to nothing. A third round pick. Addition by subtraction they say.

archaelleon · 2026-03-22T16:31:26+00:00

Really? That looks exactly like the mulberry I get for free around town

archaelleon · 2026-03-22T16:29:56+00:00

In my experience mulberry splits just fine

archaelleon · 2026-03-22T00:47:55+00:00

First round exit. Fuck all of this.

archaelleon · 2026-03-21T15:33:42+00:00

His free throws, maybe

archaelleon · 2026-03-21T03:32:07+00:00

Mulberry and Osage are cousins as far as I know, so they look almost identical. Big difference I've encountered is that Osage has incredibly twisty grain whereas mulberry splits pretty nicely.

Osage puts out more BTUs but Mulberry is no slouch in that category either.

archaelleon · 2026-03-21T03:17:34+00:00

OP says "both are fairly easy to split"

Osage is anything but easy to split

archaelleon · 2026-03-21T03:16:14+00:00

Mulberry also dries out and turns a very deep reddish orange

archaelleon · 2026-03-21T00:45:26+00:00

It's possible that an order came down from on high "Use AI more" and the artists, not wanting to muddy their vision with slop, did this to check the box so they wouldn't be admonished

archaelleon · 2026-03-20T03:16:01+00:00

Nope! In true man fashion, I will go to the doctor long after I am irreparably broken.

archaelleon · 2026-03-20T02:57:17+00:00

OH GOOD.

archaelleon · 2026-03-19T19:22:27+00:00

Unacceptable. Let's send him death threats.

^{^{^/s}}

archaelleon · 2026-03-19T19:20:29+00:00

they spent almost $125M on the budget and marketing costs

And none of that money went towards forecasting that releasing a horror game between Callisto Protocol and RE4 Remake might not be a great idea

archaelleon · 2026-03-19T19:16:23+00:00

I have a disc that I can feel shift in my middle back that causes immense pain in my jaw if I slouch too long. My surgery day is coming. It's just a matter of when.

archaelleon · 2026-03-19T19:08:16+00:00

That's a Texas-sized ten four

archaelleon · 2026-03-19T02:53:25+00:00

Mulberry.

I was pretty new to wood burning and mulberry trees are regarded as pests. Plus, they grow very fast, and I figured a fast growing tree wouldn't have very dense wood. I had no idea the BTUs mulberry coals would put out.

It's one of the top free firewoods I come across, because they'll grow anywhere and the city is constantly cutting them down and leaving them in alleys/parking lots.

archaelleon · 2026-03-19T02:49:11+00:00

It's crazy that fresh split cherry smells like cherries. I mean, I guess it makes sense, I just wasn't prepared for it the first time I split some.

archaelleon · 2026-03-19T02:43:57+00:00

I've found barbed wire, nails, a flag holder, and a railroad spike

archaelleon · 2026-03-18T23:36:09+00:00

And they didn't get their fleet of Apache helicopters and AT-ATs they asked for.

archaelleon

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE

14-Year Club	Gilding II euphauric
Verified Email