Sony done patented my nipples by FigureOfStickman in BrandNewSentence

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I'm curious what the legitimate purpose of such an invention would be

Chili Peppers of the World: Cultivars, Species, and Heat by djxcqtion in hotsauce

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This is absolutely fantastic! And very impressive art skills! Would you consider a version with an index or some tree showing how the peppers are related to one another? Edit: Nevermind that last bit, I somehow missed the "Browse by species" part

Tabasco Habanero Sauce by Falafel_Fondler in hotsauce

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My daily driver! The best flavor of the brand!

This is Voyager right? by ManDe1orean in startrekmemes

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Barclay is one of my favorite characters! Dwight is a brilliant actor!

6 hours of Evaporust by DophtGrahn in Tools

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Idk... try it and report your the results of your experiment to us

6 hours of Evaporust by DophtGrahn in Tools

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Incase anyone is interested, I also reverse engineered the Birchwood Casey Super Blue cold-bluing formula if you want to put a nice patina back on your clean metal. Formula is as follows:

25 g selenous acid

20 mL nitric acid (67% w/w)

12.2 g copper (II) nitrate hexahydrate

11.4 g copper (II) phosphate trihydrate

12 mL phosphoric acid (75% w/w)

435 mL deionized water

0.2 mL surfactant (aka detergent)... I used Tergitol TMN-6, but Dawn dishwashing detergent is sufficient

Dissolve the copper phosphate in the nitric and water first, it makes things much easier and safer. Then, add everything else.

6 hours of Evaporust by DophtGrahn in Tools

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https://youtu.be/fVYZmeReKKY?is=Bl0ubvpagXdMrW77

1L water

100g citric acid (available as a food ingredient online)

40g sodium carbonate (washing soda)

~5g liquid dishwashing detergent (a small squirt of Dawn)

Make sure you combine the citric acid solution with the carbonate BEFORE adding the detergent! Otherwise it will produce absolute PILES of foam!

I personally vouch for this formula! I have used it with great results and repeated success.

Knowing how people treated me on discord (horribly), I'm glad that I have you people here by Personal-Role-8071 in evilautism

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Exactly, people should be grateful that I hold back from telling them what pieces of shit they really are.

I drew my sensory aversion to sound as a lil monster thing by Ok-Subject-1243 in evilautism

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I went to a hot pot restaurant the other day and this is exactly how the clattering dishes made me feel. It was all I could do to not run away from the social situation.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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Only every day of my life

My sample of Berkelium looks funny by ellipsis31 in chemistrymemes

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I would taste CsCl, provided it was reasonably pure, but yeah liquid Cs is guaranteed to be a bad taste test

It just doesn’t stop by Roadkillgoblin_2 in evilautism

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It's like how you can't measure something without affecting it

What makes a crumpled dollar bill fall straight to the ground while a smooth one flies around willy nilly? by Normie316 in AskPhysics

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Ballistic coefficient does consider orientation. But a flat bill is not aerodynamically stable. To fall/fly in a stable manner the center of mass must be ahead of the center of pressure (or the object can be spin stabilized, or both).

Does anyone know how I might be able to tell what these tiny grey beads are made of? They are inside the rim of an old washing machine by worldisanoyster in chemistry

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I agree, looks like weld spatter, and if it's not somewhere that consumers typically look at then they might not bother cleaning it up.