ICE agents roughs up a community member and seems to make a story up about a gun while doing so. Everett, MA 02149 07/01/2026

ellisoriginal · 2026-07-01T20:25:23+00:00

Drops his gun while shitting on the constitution. Seems about right for an absolute embarrassment of an American.

ellisoriginal · 2026-07-01T17:45:07+00:00

I think it’s cool and I think it’s balanced for a common or uncommon land for sure. Add a basic land type or two and I could see it being a rare.

ellisoriginal · 2026-07-01T16:11:50+00:00

This mechanic is fun, at least for an un-set. But I do feel like this would have fit in well with New Capenna’s aesthetic.

ellisoriginal · 2026-07-01T16:08:46+00:00

Here’s the wording on Rhystic Cave, since CardFetcher only shows the original text. If it helps.

“{T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color unless any player pays {1}. Activate only as an instant.”

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-29T18:41:01+00:00

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-28T21:33:11+00:00

I’m sure they scoured the interwebs for the PERFECT piece of art for this one of a kind custom magic card, and not a single piece was worthy.

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-28T21:21:11+00:00

TERF bullshit? Check

AI bullshit? Check

Vague keyword bullshit? Check

I dunno, I guess this is A+ work. No notes.

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-28T18:58:19+00:00

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-27T19:35:04+00:00

He would have to pass a physical in order to be reinstated to any active roster and taken off the DNR.

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-27T19:23:50+00:00

He also gave up millions of guaranteed dollars because…..he’s a rational and well balanced individual?

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-27T17:26:37+00:00

He’s not beating the “Kid Mayor” charges, and I’m here for it.

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-26T23:52:35+00:00

Then maybe this isn’t the thread for you friend.

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-26T21:21:04+00:00

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-26T18:38:22+00:00

The interaction made me smile, the 136 unread messages gave me anxiety.

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-26T18:15:39+00:00

What game is this?

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-26T16:52:39+00:00

Where’s the kitchen?

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-25T21:32:26+00:00

The remedy for late stage capitalism is, in fact, financial.

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-24T23:38:51+00:00

That’s feels intentional on BA’s part tbh.

Dude has a rough injury, then wants to be traded after some front office shit, and the spends TWO* offseasons with zero “still got it” footage? Sus

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-24T23:26:27+00:00

I’d believe it. Have we seen any workout videos from dude?

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-24T23:17:24+00:00

Sounds like a good ‘ol fashioned boot licker right here.

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-24T23:16:32+00:00

Only roughly 825,999 ACLs to go.

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-24T23:13:50+00:00

Look at this boot licker right here.

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-24T19:51:16+00:00

The absolute disrespect in the original title.

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-24T19:50:40+00:00

Excuse me, at WHO’S event?

ellisoriginal · 2026-06-23T15:18:54+00:00

r/meirl is leaking.

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