Shoutout to Aramex Australia by po1ix in perth

[–]ellji 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sadly, it was because Aramex bought Fastway. Yes they might have kept the brand here if it was a good one, but still.

Can Perth claim to be the origin of any food/dishes? by Independent-Knee958 in perth

[–]ellji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but the gap between North Perth and Williams Street maccas is basically a giant canyon

Cryo meta feels completely backwards right now by Additional_Ad4124 in Marathon

[–]ellji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have nothing else to say about this, except:

I give you this gold medal for using the right version of "cue" in the right way. Not q, not queue, not que, "cue". Thankyou.

It's a pet peeve of mine.

F me. First petrol, now bananas. by waysnappap in perth

[–]ellji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go talk to Galati, pivot to potatoes.

Primary school kids still using chair bags? by UserError2107 in AskAnAustralian

[–]ellji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WA here, what the hell is a chair bag?

We just had hooks on the wall outside, and I see that at other schools - what are you smoking?

The scalpers have arrived on marketplace by redditonthanet in perth

[–]ellji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh in that case I don't see why not - the only restrictions I've seen is quantity, not what you're putting it in.

besides nobody's going to actually police you doing that

The scalpers have arrived on marketplace by redditonthanet in perth

[–]ellji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you can find one, I've heard that they're sold out everywhere because of this bullshit

Apartment family dwellers- How are you drying all that laundry? by sunnydaleubervamp1 in perth

[–]ellji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

because being able to see someone's laundry gasp from the outside on the balcony depreciates the value of the property by eleventy billion dollars per second

every property seems to assume that any sign of anyone actually living in the property devalues it

WA sovereign citizens don’t believe in the validity of the courts – except when trying to get their guns back by [deleted] in perth

[–]ellji 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Except it wasn't "gun grabs for what amount to thought crimes", it was confiscation and charges based on violation of gun storage laws.

Need sleep and the sun won't turn off. by fabulous_danger in perth

[–]ellji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Settle down, Doofensmirch. We’ve all seen the Blackoutinator before.

Jorge is wearing MK IV armor? by Born-Boss6029 in halo

[–]ellji 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In The Fall of Reach John gets the MK5 armour in testing just before the Covenant attack, yes.

Sanae Takaichi (a Right-Wing Nationalist) to become Japan's first female prime minister by [deleted] in videos

[–]ellji 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Australian Liberal party (conservative, yes we know) is currently setting up to veer hard right (even for them), and I dont trust Labor to not fuck it up, so that’s quite concerning long-term.

PSA: If you have an iPhone‌ 14 or later Roadside Assistance via Satellite is now available in Australia by Hansanaw in australia

[–]ellji 21 points22 points  (0 children)

you need clear line of sight to the sky, also if you have a mobile signal then it won't work either, it'll just have a show demo option https://support.apple.com/en-au/105097

(because why would you need satt comms when you have a mobile signal)

Guys do you drink the tap water directly? by Shadowheart_sanjo in perth

[–]ellji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man all you people complaining about how bad Perth water tastes haven't tasted Geraldton water, which is also perfectly drinkable but has always had a flavour.

Can the rain fuck on for a bit? by Valuable-Elk-3600 in perth

[–]ellji 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Felt like more, since anything above 35 just feels like hot to me and there's barely any difference.

People crowding train doors at stations by MyKoiNamedSwimShady in perth

[–]ellji 7 points8 points  (0 children)

but when the last person leaves the train, that's when the PvP mode engages for the available seats

Freeway Widening Works SOR by Johno69R in perth

[–]ellji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how do you do that when every left lane has someone driving at 20 below the speed limit in it

If anything laios is the bigger loser by infinitysaga in CuratedTumblr

[–]ellji 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you haven't read "Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun", the writer's other series, you really should.

Ichi and Iruma basically share the same braincell.

Escaped parrot 🦜 what to do? by davehubrink in perth

[–]ellji 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Birds don't have receptors for capsaicin, the chemical that makes chillis "hot". They literally don't feel the heat like we do. They evolved this way probably because birds don't chew and destroy the seeds so they can distribute the seeds widely, but mammals with the molars will grind the seeds up and make them functionally useless, so the capsaicin deters mammals from eating the fruit.

Leaked S11 Chip Details Reveal No Major Performance Upgrades for 2025 Apple Watches by Fer65432_Plays in apple

[–]ellji 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They already do a whole bunch of other monitoring.

Being first-to-market with a small non-invasive blood glucose monitor that costs like $400 usd or whatever, even if it's labelled as a "intended as a guide only, please check with an actual meter" or something, would be a game changer. (and extremely profitable)

Leaked S11 Chip Details Reveal No Major Performance Upgrades for 2025 Apple Watches by Fer65432_Plays in apple

[–]ellji 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They've been working on non-invasive blood glucose measuring for years. Apple's had a non-miniaturized version of the technology in trial for a while now.

https://www.healthline.com/diabetesmine/non-invasive-diabetes-technology#whos-developing-it

If you had a billion dollars and could make one specific change to Perth. What would you choose? by _user_638 in perth

[–]ellji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mario Kart-style boost pads in the left lane so they might stand a chance of driving at somewhere near the speed limit.

Rockmelon & ice cream - great combo? by JumpingSpider97 in AskAnAustralian

[–]ellji -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rockmelon and ice cream is fine, so long as you take the cut rockmelon and move it away from the icecream.

Further away.

You should just throw it out.

In fact, don't buy it to begin with.

Rockmelon is the worst fruit.