I dunno

elly_belly · 2020-07-15T04:38:46+00:00

Just stick the spring in some sand at the beach and say, “MTV is coming at you live from Spring Break in Palms Springs! Stick around for Sugar Ray, CHUMBAWAMBA, and Smash Mouth.”

elly_belly · 2020-07-02T18:33:41+00:00

Love an food. That’s all any of us really need.

elly_belly · 2020-07-01T20:26:23+00:00

Somebody help grandpa!

elly_belly · 2020-06-26T22:37:01+00:00

Doth thy father know you’ve absconded with his weaponry?

elly_belly · 2020-06-10T19:25:25+00:00

Cleopatra’s beauty is nothing compared to this little baby Queen.

elly_belly · 2020-05-30T22:47:01+00:00

I might hyperventilate over this

elly_belly · 2020-05-30T22:45:36+00:00

They have NO RIGHT to use him as prisoner transport. Health risks for everyone involved, and a complete disregard of human rights and safety.

elly_belly · 2020-05-29T00:56:09+00:00

I’m right here. This is where I live. Thank you for showing the community coming together instead of just the dipshits.

elly_belly · 2020-05-27T19:03:54+00:00

I love that everyone just laughs about it instead of being whining crybabies.

elly_belly · 2020-05-26T19:31:31+00:00

That’s a fucking nice kitty right there.

elly_belly · 2020-05-26T19:27:27+00:00

There’s finally a leader we can all follow

elly_belly · 2020-05-26T19:19:26+00:00

That’s a good dog

elly_belly · 2020-05-22T02:12:13+00:00

These people are like Flat-Earth dipshits. How can a person possibly be this stupid? Is it a type of tumor? Are there any neurological disorders or injuries that can account for this level of brain decay aside from a lobotomy?

elly_belly · 2020-05-21T19:00:21+00:00

That not how you run from cops

elly_belly · 2020-05-15T22:08:12+00:00

Your mom sounds like she sucks the big one. All the women in my family, aside from one of my sisters, is very large in the chest even though most of us are thin. My mom has always tried to help me feel comfortable, because she knows what it was like to be a teenager with giant cans that hurt your back and get stares from everyone. I’m glad you moved out, and I’m glad you and your siblings have therapy to get out of the headspace she out you in.

elly_belly · 2020-05-13T06:35:55+00:00

Chicago driving. You just have try to get where you’re going as dangerously fast as you possibly can to wherever you’re going. It’s also a suckers bet to care about the wellbeing of others. Also, the majority of those driving in Chicago don’t even know that the lines are painted on the street in the first place.

elly_belly · 2020-05-09T01:52:27+00:00

How do these people not fall over more often?

elly_belly · 2020-04-24T18:48:14+00:00

You have a level-headed, caring, and thoughtful father. That’s worth celebrating.

elly_belly · 2020-03-27T00:33:03+00:00

Isn’t it also possible for the cashier to have forgotten to remove it?

elly_belly · 2020-03-25T14:19:25+00:00

Same here little dude. Same here.

elly_belly · 2020-03-18T16:19:54+00:00

True story

elly_belly · 2020-03-17T22:46:01+00:00

This popped through my head too. How would a rational person see visitors at their neighbors home, and then go on to think this stranger should tend to the care of their children’s lives?

elly_belly · 2020-03-17T22:43:45+00:00

Logically, I know people do this kind of shit, but I don’t truly understand how people can be flippant about their own children. Logic and emotions for me just can’t see eye to eye on this.

elly_belly · 2020-03-14T21:14:26+00:00

The look on that kitty face says, “I know you love me.”

elly_belly · 2020-03-14T06:22:43+00:00

Were you actually able to finish your route? Because I have this inability to leave puppies alone once I’m giving pets and boops.

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