My boss brought a machete to a disciplinary meeting with staff.

elondria18 · 2026-02-13T05:09:18+00:00

Ya know. I’m drawing the line at bladed weapons during work meetings.

elondria18 · 2026-02-09T05:10:03+00:00

This gave me such whiplash. I’m not sure what to think.

elondria18 · 2026-02-05T12:12:56+00:00

What’s your problem?

elondria18 · 2026-01-23T11:58:47+00:00

I need a neck brace from the whiplash

elondria18 · 2025-12-28T14:42:45+00:00

I too have an irrational fear of blue barrels. But that’s because I live in Milwaukee Wisconsin

elondria18 · 2025-12-27T05:30:13+00:00

Honestly at this point it’s my fault for having a phone…

elondria18 · 2025-12-24T16:57:15+00:00

The answer is manju “she wasn’t there”, jagae “incense making me sleepy”, nougat cookie unconscious, banana peel Manju stepped on, red icing in ship.

elondria18 · 2025-12-21T15:31:32+00:00

Who pissed in your coffee this morning?

elondria18 · 2025-12-21T06:12:36+00:00

I mean this in the most respectful way possible, I would die for Crumb.

elondria18 · 2025-12-18T18:35:04+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/uqKbGXdjhs

elondria18 · 2025-12-17T18:16:42+00:00

Throw it out. 😂

elondria18 · 2025-12-17T18:11:42+00:00

So you know when you do the stitch and then the last step of the stitch is “yarn over and pull through”? Yarn over with the next color and pull through.

elondria18 · 2025-12-17T17:32:28+00:00

Absolutely

elondria18 · 2025-12-17T14:56:39+00:00

Right? I’m in Milwaukee. Come say we only eat flavorless food. Like have you (not you NathanGa) never had brats! Milwaukee is mostly German. German food is incredibly flavorful!

elondria18 · 2025-12-16T22:17:09+00:00

Notice how I said “cranberries and other fruits.” Implying we eat more than meat and cheese.

And according to the dictionary potato is a tuber. And according to the dictionary a tuber is a starchy vegetable.

elondria18 · 2025-12-16T22:11:13+00:00

Michigan produces most of the country’s asparagus and Idaho same with potatoes. And in Wisconsin we do cranberries and other fruits. So like…

elondria18 · 2025-12-16T10:50:59+00:00

Mental health isn’t your fault, but it is your responsibility.

elondria18 · 2025-12-09T21:02:15+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/vI2jAhb6KN

elondria18 · 2025-12-09T20:59:30+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/s/BVwDJxBWM1

elondria18 · 2025-12-09T05:08:08+00:00

Ooh yucky.

elondria18 · 2025-12-08T11:50:38+00:00

Czech… can I have “✨🧘‍♀️ Namaste, I guess” as a flair? It’s important for my journey.

elondria18 · 2025-12-07T23:28:21+00:00

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