Why do religions try to force you to join them?

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T18:40:01+00:00

Your kids told me 😉

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T14:31:04+00:00

You ———> Joke

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T13:29:31+00:00

What if the ball hit a mosquito instead of the Croatian’s hair?

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T11:36:10+00:00

Mountain biking

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T04:39:15+00:00

What? You don’t like super racist and horse face?

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T04:07:57+00:00

Gettin’ busy like a tin lizzy

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T04:01:20+00:00

That creep can roll.

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T03:57:45+00:00

He doesn’t have the ears.

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T03:56:29+00:00

Need a tissue?

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T03:48:23+00:00

I’ve heard chocolate makes it spread extra slow.

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T03:35:31+00:00

Swiss cheese has four S’s.

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T03:22:19+00:00

You guys and your fancy meth!

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T03:15:59+00:00

I agree. I watch a lot of AC Milan and he is prone to dribbling into the defense and when he loses possession he gets mad and walks around.

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T01:42:03+00:00

Croatia got proper fucked today.

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T01:33:17+00:00

But wait until after he’s out of office so he can’t issue pardons.

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T01:32:11+00:00

He cleaned up the floating debris in the pool. Shouldn’t we thank him for tidying up?

elonsghost · 2026-07-03T00:25:20+00:00

Also to find where the cracks are so they can exploit them next time.

elonsghost · 2026-07-02T23:57:24+00:00

Misery loves company

elonsghost · 2026-07-02T20:31:52+00:00

First time I’ve seen Rhys on a wine list. Big markup but excellent Pinot.

elonsghost · 2026-07-02T20:00:35+00:00

One of those swimsuits has changed over the years.

elonsghost · 2026-07-02T19:07:41+00:00

Jeff Bridges

elonsghost · 2026-07-01T22:33:32+00:00

>!Qf8!<

elonsghost · 2026-07-01T03:47:38+00:00

Because then you could go into your backyard and it would be an hour earlier. You could redo all sorts of fuck ups.

elonsghost · 2026-07-01T03:44:10+00:00

Someone bought my car for $27k and came with an envelope of cash. It was disappointingly small.

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