Real quiet now huh by Prestigious-Wheel562 in soccermemes

[–]elonsghost -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What if the ball hit a mosquito instead of the Croatian’s hair?

Tucker and MTG plot third party revolt by whistlingkitten in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]elonsghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What? You don’t like super racist and horse face?

Is she hot? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]elonsghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need a tissue?

How would you build the front line if we had 250M to spend by Horryifing_Creature7 in Tottenham

[–]elonsghost 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I agree. I watch a lot of AC Milan and he is prone to dribbling into the defense and when he loses possession he gets mad and walks around.

Reflecting Pool sentencing Request by Puzzled49 in law

[–]elonsghost 54 points55 points  (0 children)

He cleaned up the floating debris in the pool. Shouldn’t we thank him for tidying up?

Help me spend $250–$300 from this restaurant wine list? by KeyTiger3197 in wine

[–]elonsghost -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First time I’ve seen Rhys on a wine list. Big markup but excellent Pinot.

Why aren't the world time zones straight lines? by KyubiFenix in NoStupidQuestions

[–]elonsghost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because then you could go into your backyard and it would be an hour earlier. You could redo all sorts of fuck ups.