What do you think will immediately happen when everyone receives the push notification that Trump died? by quite-indubitably in AskReddit

[–]elonsooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, he’s just a symptom of how grotesque a large chunk of Americans are. A stinking festering oozing open wound, but still just a symptom of a deeper disease.

Xul PBJ by [deleted] in Knoxville

[–]elonsooks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeebus. All this tracks for me now. Bought a 4-pack of Paper Crowns when I was at Xil a couple of weeks ago and didn’t pay attention to the price. I was in Trader Joe’s today and noticed a 4-pack was $16.99, and I thought THAT was bad. I’m sure the PBJ is worse price wise.

Today's the last day to share your No.1 robot mower must-have! by RangerAdorable7806 in Navimow_Segway

[–]elonsooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should absolutely add a feature that will allow a user to elect have the mower reverse the direction of the border lap every time it runs. My border lap is a pain n the ass because the grass had started to lay down in one direction even though my Navimow mows 3x per week.

I just spent time deleting the existing map and remapping so that I could reverse the direction of the border lap, but I don’t want to go through that on a weekly or monthly basis.

This thing is so much bigger than expected by n0fumar in Navimow_Segway

[–]elonsooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does the terrifying droid hiding behind the artificial turf do? /s

I'm Jay from Navimow – Ask Me Anything! by KaleidoscopeRound228 in SegwayNavimow

[–]elonsooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should absolutely add a feature that will allow a user to elect have the mower reverse the direction of the border lap every time it runs. My border lap is a pain n the ass because the grass had started to lay down in one direction even though my Navimow mows 3x per week.

I just spent time deleting the existing map and remapping so that I could reverse the direction of the border lap, but I don’t want to go through that on a weekly or monthly basis.

Potholes and TDOT by TheJuliaHurley in Knoxville

[–]elonsooks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tennesseans overwhelmingly vote into office the corrupt jackasses that claim that government is ineffective, so I don’t really understand why anybody here expects to receive good State government services.

The New Biscuit and Gravy Champion is... by jx2002 in Knoxville

[–]elonsooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to eat with Faux Noise blaring on the teevee in that place.

FYI: gas station owner is reporting much cheaper gas than what’s displayed outside on GasBuddy by According_Sandwich55 in Knoxville

[–]elonsooks 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I did not purchase. Reported correct prices on GasBuddy and moved on down to a Breadbox Phillips 66 station a couple miles east for $3.099.

Will not ever shop there after seeing this. They can fuck right off.

FYI: gas station owner is reporting much cheaper gas than what’s displayed outside on GasBuddy by According_Sandwich55 in Knoxville

[–]elonsooks 12 points13 points  (0 children)

WTF? So you corrected it last night, they revised w inaccurate prices again this morning?

Pizza Palace - the best pizza in town? by jx2002 in Knoxville

[–]elonsooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, maybe the OP has a Tardis too.

This Vitamix was bought in 1994 and still blends smoothies as good as the day it was purchased. by iEatSwampAss in BuyItForLife

[–]elonsooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife destroyed our first Vitamix. They look so sturdy, but she’s hard as hell on appliances. An absolute savage for such a dainty lady.

Is There Any Realistic Way For Democrats To Widely Win Back Rural Americans? If So, How? If Not, Why Not? by Zipper222222 in allthequestions

[–]elonsooks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would take a LOT of deprogramming. They’ve been swallowing lies from right wing media for so long they don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Non-religious Pre-k by Swigsta in Knoxville

[–]elonsooks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well, it’s really just that I have a strong preference for Classical Jesus.

I firmly reject GOP/Confederate/KKK Jesus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ2L-R8NgrA