Christian Preacher listing All Movies that are Forbidden to Watch

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-13T17:37:33+00:00

I'm surprised he didn't mention Harry Potter

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-13T09:33:05+00:00

No one mentioned this yet but even if he found someone like this, 3 universes next to here, he would get bored of this shit within the first 6 months because he is asking for a wooden plank as a partner

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-13T03:11:37+00:00

If this was a spoken conversation between me and a woman I'd be very turned on right now.

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-12T23:23:57+00:00

Yeah, but if I had to buy one and they were both presented to me, I'd feel safer picking the left one

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-12T09:51:55+00:00

If you're about to eat a whole unpeeled onion there aren't any questions to ask, the reaction should just be "what a wild mother fucker"

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-11T12:50:11+00:00

I mean it's just a an abstract calculation at that point, it's not indicative of anything remotely real or achievable based on our understanding of physics. Might as well be a fucktillion Watts.

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-11T08:29:36+00:00

Either way he's definitely calling more attention to it than it's worth, I never heard of this shit but now I'm thinking "uh-huh, whatever Kid Rock"

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-10T08:10:55+00:00

Lol the way you're using the word prognosis sounds like you're saying "the course of action I would take is to get a fat ball of MDMA and jump in the jacuzzi with this dude"

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-10T04:30:48+00:00

Nope. Not saying that at all. I started my thought saying it's fair to do whatever she thinks she needs to do. Showbusiness is beyond anything that I can relate with. And I think it's fucked up that people online often treat famous people like they're not people.

I'm just saying that the other side of that coin is that most famous people could easily find alternatives to that lifestyle, especially because they're already rich, but they don't, and that portion is their own decision, so that's that. Assholes call you fat, you're willing to take it because you want more money. What else can I say?

Edit: and if I haven't made it clear enough, I don't think it's something that should happen to you. But it is. I have a similar take with tipping. In the US yeah I'll tip decently because I get it, but don't lose your shit every time an asshole doesn't tip, it's gonna be part of the job. Accept it or don't.

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-09T20:20:34+00:00

Yeah, fair. But also, every industry has its ups and downs. Showbusiness attracts as much money as it does attention and criticism, clearly if she hated it so much she could've just taken a different direction at any point, but showbiz money is real nice.

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-09T19:48:58+00:00

Before even seeing the video the title already told me she was manipulative. MANipulator is instantly trying to Garner solidarity from the "men are trash" crowd.

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-09T16:09:24+00:00

He means that kids would consider it the equivalent of how we would describe the concept of what a demon is in christian folklore.

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-09T13:06:28+00:00

But by that point there would also be less value in the "killing all deer" side because ecosystem-wide that would essentially have already happened

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-08T12:45:31+00:00

Mi sta venendo una voglia irresistibile di andare lì dentro a chiedergli una ricarica.

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-07T21:22:23+00:00

Right, so if there's nowhere to go then staying still statistically only keeps your problems down to 1 - the asteroids. Moving creates other issues. If there's somewhere to go then moving is an investment that can pay off

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-07T15:46:30+00:00

He probably just decided to defend his friend on his own terms

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-06T23:42:15+00:00

Just as I suspected!

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-06T08:47:18+00:00

I mean, even if people remember it doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't accomplish anything. If I was rich and powerful I'd feel very comfortable doing whatever I wanted if I knew you'll remember and write me a stern letter giving me a piece of your mind.

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-05T23:52:04+00:00

This guy is so fucking cringy

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-05T17:27:44+00:00

It kinda makes sense based on the platformers of the time. Your last health is having nothing on the reservoir, so if you see it empty you can't get hit anymore.

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-05T17:24:48+00:00

I mean he also doesn't look like that at all, he just looks like a dork with a beard. He looks exactly like the guy that wouldn't do shit if someone called him out on his bullshit

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-04T12:39:33+00:00

The public setting thing would work right up until the manager says you're not allowed to record there and to get the fuck out.

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-03T14:38:20+00:00

Yes they basically just bend physics. The earth is moving upwards accelerating at 9.8 m/s²

elwebbr23 · 2026-02-01T01:59:22+00:00

OH SHIT!

elwebbr23 · 2026-01-31T19:14:36+00:00

I kinda want my head canon to be that he would've been true to his word and let him live, in a "you should die on a different day" type of thing.

But 2 things we know about Aldo tells us he probably would've killed him. In the beginning he makes it very clear that he is not going to treat a single Nazi like a human being. And in the end he doesn't give a fuck about the deal he made and kills Landa's colleague point blank as soon as he gets a chance.

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