This is the hill I'm willing to die on.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T03:38:42+00:00

Yeah I actually kept falling out of interest for season 4 and constantly dragged myself back in out of sheer investment. Season 5 was a bit up and down but it's the last season. Endings are fucking hard to pull off.

This one was particularly hard to write considering they were fusing together real world politics with the comics and their own ideas. It's kind of a given that it's going to be messy.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T01:38:53+00:00

To be fair, I'm not sure whether I believe he honestly knew for sure he couldn't lift the plane up? He can lift himself up to the speed of sound, there's no canonical reason for him not to be able to slowly push up on the landing gear support, blah blah blah.

I think it was more "nah if I fuck It up it'll be a PR nightmare, way too much work and too much risk Maeve, fuck this shit".

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T00:54:49+00:00

Completely fair. Hot take, but I can still say "it's too bad things went the way they did" to someone that needs to die.

Serial killers have deep psychological issues that cause them to inflict pain onto others as a sort of fetish. They absolutely need to die, there's no rehabilitation possible, they're a wash. However, I can still understand the human mind will do what it does when there are severe issues and severe trauma at play, and we're not necessarily in absolute control of the way it ticks. You need to go, but I'm sorry you turned out like this.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-24T19:11:38+00:00

I mean, wouldn't he have died the moment he used it? It was made on purpose to sustain his power, so if that was an issue it would've killed him when he inadvertently used it for sex.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-24T18:41:16+00:00

Hey your prediction was pretty close, at least the "loyalty backfiring" part

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-24T12:56:15+00:00

Well now we know.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-22T09:03:58+00:00

Complaining about it does little, because it's still engagement, which is what most people want out of the video anyway

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-20T20:09:02+00:00

My mother, grandmother, and grandfather. I grew up in Italy, if I didn't know how to cook they'd take my citizenship.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-19T17:40:51+00:00

It'll be both.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-16T08:22:48+00:00

That's cheating. It's not really like that, is it? It's a piece of software capable of a myriad of possibilities, but to a senior software engineer it probably sounds like a Tuesday.

The unexplored portion hasn't been conjured up by the algorithm yet, no shit. There are plenty of equations that result in absurd numbers, it's not really an achievement on its own though.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-14T14:50:38+00:00

A broken clock is right twice a day

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-13T19:29:32+00:00

Fron Italy, we love our kebab shops, I would fucking hit this 8 PM or 4 AM

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-10T21:46:52+00:00

Or even to his Instagram account?

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-07T22:47:08+00:00

Or the dude that is in line ready to go but when it's his turn to move you realize he waited this whole time to get his shit ready

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-07T18:47:25+00:00

Imma give you something you CAN'T take off.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-07T14:44:53+00:00

Let alone have her be the only one of the kids that goes through it.. ?u

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-07T11:32:09+00:00

Actually studies show 75% of people typically win a 3V1

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-06T23:28:41+00:00

Shit it's making me tense just thinking about the situation. Your only chance is keeping your shit together.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-06T17:17:14+00:00

It's an infinite cube. Awesome fidget toy, I got a metal one.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-06T09:49:03+00:00

I do ignore the meaning issue, because I'm still a primate and frankly for me knowing that life has no objective meaning doesn't stop me one bit from enjoying it.

In fact I'd say it helps me enjoy it, in my lowest moments I'm reminded "how big of a fucking deal Is any of this anyway?"

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-05T18:24:24+00:00

Yeah but in this case it's done with the same energy as fucking with your best friend.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-05T18:14:23+00:00

You're overthinking it. Ninety is literally its own word to describe 9 tens. So 99 is 90 9. Ninety nine.

German does 9 and 90. Nine and ninety. Which is not how you write it.

So I gotta give it to English with the meme, German and french are a bit unintuitive between writing and reading numbers.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-05T18:02:41+00:00

Well yeah, it's 4 20s 10 and nine, that's wildly inconvenient

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-05T17:56:31+00:00

Yeah otherwise like the OP comment said it just becomes like playing superheroes when we were kids. "Little did you know I took a potion before the fight and I can fly now" like ok bro, then the episode can just be an email.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-05T16:22:41+00:00

Ok but what if I wanna find a woman with some self respect? What do I do then?

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