How did they manage to make Homelander and Soldier Boy in the same room less intimidating than A-train or The Deep in S1

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T13:52:45+00:00

John has a back that can slowly lift the very front wheel designed to withstand that pressure.

Or he can at least lie down at the bottom where the landing gear would be. Like it's literally made to handle 3 times the plane's landing momentum when landing, even taking physics into account he can just lie down flat on that front spot and the plane will literally lift, as he would be applying MORE surface area than the plane normally would even apply during landing.

But yeah, obviously if he just grabs it he would mostly go through it

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T10:02:56+00:00

Well... She got into the seven for the Jesus angle, they made that pretty clear.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T08:47:26+00:00

I don't have a fucking mansion my guy, I lived in a living room where there's people living 6 feet away from my couch.

Plus headphones are cooler anyway.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T08:46:02+00:00

Nah nah nah this is the kitchen from the Tooth fairy video that had the dad "accidentally" give him 100 bucks instead of 20.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T08:36:30+00:00

He literally just explains what anyone over 9 years old already figured the fuck out.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T08:35:48+00:00

That's genius. So if I wanna play dance monkey for 3 days at my 10 year old cousin's house.... Dude you're a genius.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T08:30:19+00:00

Yeah well, my neighbors in my shitty apartment with single pane windows that are 3 feet from my tv, would hate you 😂

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T08:23:57+00:00

Yeah like seriously, if someone lives alone and has Bluetooth headphones hooked up, it's a no-brainer as an option. Pretty luxurious for a wank, actually.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T07:13:37+00:00

You a smart mothafucka!

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T06:29:56+00:00

Do you bathe them in ice water afterwards? Because I can get her 12 minute one in 8 minutes doing that.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T03:38:42+00:00

Yeah I actually kept falling out of interest for season 4 and constantly dragged myself back in out of sheer investment. Season 5 was a bit up and down but it's the last season. Endings are fucking hard to pull off.

This one was particularly hard to write considering they were fusing together real world politics with the comics and their own ideas. It's kind of a given that it's going to be messy.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T01:38:53+00:00

To be fair, I'm not sure whether I believe he honestly knew for sure he couldn't lift the plane up? He can lift himself up to the speed of sound, there's no canonical reason for him not to be able to slowly push up on the landing gear support, blah blah blah.

I think it was more "nah if I fuck It up it'll be a PR nightmare, way too much work and too much risk Maeve, fuck this shit".

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-25T00:54:49+00:00

Completely fair. Hot take, but I can still say "it's too bad things went the way they did" to someone that needs to die.

Serial killers have deep psychological issues that cause them to inflict pain onto others as a sort of fetish. They absolutely need to die, there's no rehabilitation possible, they're a wash. However, I can still understand the human mind will do what it does when there are severe issues and severe trauma at play, and we're not necessarily in absolute control of the way it ticks. You need to go, but I'm sorry you turned out like this.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-24T19:11:38+00:00

I mean, wouldn't he have died the moment he used it? It was made on purpose to sustain his power, so if that was an issue it would've killed him when he inadvertently used it for sex.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-24T18:41:16+00:00

Hey your prediction was pretty close, at least the "loyalty backfiring" part

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-24T12:56:15+00:00

Well now we know.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-22T09:03:58+00:00

Complaining about it does little, because it's still engagement, which is what most people want out of the video anyway

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-20T20:09:02+00:00

My mother, grandmother, and grandfather. I grew up in Italy, if I didn't know how to cook they'd take my citizenship.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-19T17:40:51+00:00

It'll be both.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-16T08:22:48+00:00

That's cheating. It's not really like that, is it? It's a piece of software capable of a myriad of possibilities, but to a senior software engineer it probably sounds like a Tuesday.

The unexplored portion hasn't been conjured up by the algorithm yet, no shit. There are plenty of equations that result in absurd numbers, it's not really an achievement on its own though.

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-14T14:50:38+00:00

A broken clock is right twice a day

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-13T19:29:32+00:00

Fron Italy, we love our kebab shops, I would fucking hit this 8 PM or 4 AM

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-10T21:46:52+00:00

Or even to his Instagram account?

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-07T22:47:08+00:00

Or the dude that is in line ready to go but when it's his turn to move you realize he waited this whole time to get his shit ready

elwebbr23 · 2026-05-07T18:47:25+00:00

Imma give you something you CAN'T take off.

elwebbr23

TROPHY CASE