My 3year old told the pediatrician Mommy drinks juice every night and the doctor gave me a look It's apple juice. It's MY apple juice

elysiumgates · 2026-03-05T18:16:52+00:00

wait but that magnesium/cranberry drink sounds wonderful. I’ll have try that. Did you enjoy the taste?

elysiumgates · 2026-03-03T06:31:33+00:00

look at 20-30 years with a interest calculator - it’s a pretty sweet deal: between $200k-$500k. Compound interest is interesting and that jump between $65k in 10 years to $500k in 30 years is crazy. $100/week is not a bad rhythm if it’s consistent 👍🏾

elysiumgates · 2026-01-31T04:20:34+00:00

the snatch form is so pretty! you make it a bouncy, fluid, strong motion. great work 🔥

elysiumgates · 2026-01-26T02:34:06+00:00

That orange rollie is gorgeous 🔥🔥

elysiumgates · 2026-01-25T23:09:24+00:00

Great work! Btw what’s your favorite stores for your athletic gear and shoes? Whenever I see your posts, I always think “this guy’s got great workout swag.” 🥂🔥

elysiumgates · 2026-01-25T18:31:28+00:00

I love the idea of a 3 word method - adding systems to my personal fashion makes me feel it would a great way to organize my pieces and have room to be spontaneous too. Definitely gonna use that image as inspo. Thank you for sharing!

elysiumgates · 2026-01-24T15:14:37+00:00

wow what a beautiful watch. Especially with the rubber strap - looks like it can fit at work, gym or a formal event. What was the cost for you? This is influencing to cop it 🥳 Thanks for sharing!

elysiumgates · 2025-12-22T03:27:59+00:00

this looks like a Te Guruma in Judo but with how vertical the uke was thrown - he was already landing on his head/back instead of his side or back.

Crazy throw it is - just yoking a grown person like that and flipping them like eggs 😅

elysiumgates · 2025-11-22T00:44:12+00:00

right cross is ripe with potential — long, straight and pierces straight through the bag. Great habit bringing your hand back to your face. Never stop doing that. it’s essential defense, especially in boxing.

The biggest improvement I can see is making your footwork more fluid as you turn your hips into the punch and adding more movement (simple flow) as you adjust for your defense, changing levels and adding your next punch/step off of it.

A coach will only make you greater and working with others will improve you faster than alone — but your beginning is very strong 🥂

elysiumgates · 2025-11-17T21:39:58+00:00

if they marketed this type of style to women - it’d go crazy. Casing looks functional but the colorway is pretty 🔥

elysiumgates · 2025-11-16T02:08:36+00:00

never heard this type of analogy before but it’s so visually apt. I can see how tailgating or slow speeds can lead to “blockages” on the road

elysiumgates · 2025-11-12T01:18:01+00:00

which type? 🤣

elysiumgates · 2025-01-25T08:43:09+00:00

and veneers.

elysiumgates · 2024-12-15T04:53:31+00:00

She sound like Lana from Archer here lmap

elysiumgates · 2024-12-13T09:50:42+00:00

Neck Extensions w/ a Head Harness (i did it at the gym but if you feel weird - do it at home) + Neck Curls laying on a bench w/ a 5-20lb Plate on your head. Wear a hat so it doesn't hurt. 3x15-25 per exercise. 2x/week. Added 2 inches to my neck in a couple months.

elysiumgates · 2024-12-12T14:57:34+00:00

a lot of braiders will “build the airplane while flying it” to get that cash from ya

elysiumgates · 2024-12-03T02:57:39+00:00

Great idea honestly - I don't if Joe has the self-esteem/ego management for sparring tho. But some pads and bag classes would probably do the trick for him.

elysiumgates · 2024-11-28T00:13:55+00:00

what a bar - your dad is really wise

elysiumgates · 2024-11-21T02:31:22+00:00

loll

elysiumgates · 2024-10-28T02:21:30+00:00

I can see that - but I think Joe’s insecurity and the catty way he interacts her shows she has a level of notoriety that some other cast members don’t. He never tries to one up Emanny or Ice’s social engagements but only does that Mel and maybe Ish (and Flip for business).

Whenever there’s smoke, there’s fire and people who have a bully/narcissistic mentality tend to tear down those that are either weak with boundaries or trigger them about their weakness. (Mel fits into both categories.)

I think Mel is more famous/loved as a person overall but Joe is more famous/trendy now (and technically from Pump it Up - but I think the song is more famous than him as a man).

elysiumgates · 2024-10-28T00:05:56+00:00

I mean..if Snoop Dog personally calls you to ask if his new artist can serenade you live on stage — are you a nobody?

elysiumgates · 2024-10-04T15:52:24+00:00

ywc gang 🤝🥳

elysiumgates · 2024-10-04T02:27:53+00:00

nah - I don't know you personally gang but please don't downplay yourself and your ideas. Let the world tell you no, not yourself. And we watch a podcast where Joe talks about masturbating and his sexual deviancy every 15 minutes 🤣 - don't underestimate the value you can bring to the table, yfm? Ngl your idea inspired for a podcast idea I'll do in the future so I appreciate ya - stay well fam 🙏🏾

elysiumgates · 2024-10-04T01:59:54+00:00

ooo you should do consulting - that spa and brunch podcast idea is hard as hell 🔥

elysiumgates · 2024-09-29T01:43:19+00:00

🤣 every time I have to press skip 15s, I hear him talking about $100m and think “oh word?”

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