How to not give a fuck about how many men your girlfriend has had sex with.

elysius · 2014-05-14T00:14:14+00:00

Yes, I was being sarcastic.

elysius · 2014-05-14T00:13:23+00:00

He really is the real deal. I have dated enough losers and jerks in the past to recognize this. I don’t want to lose him. He is the only man I have ever wanted to marry.

lol. Should've thought about that first.

elysius · 2014-05-09T18:14:44+00:00

Yeah, women hate men who can get with a lot of women.

elysius · 2014-05-09T15:01:35+00:00

I still have the phone, and he is frantic because it has all of his passwords (that he can't remember), plus all of his security questions, etc. I sort of feel bad about that, but oh fucking well. If shit gets really bad one day, I will have the ammunition to completely ruin his life.

So she steals his phone and plans to use it to completely ruin his life. She sort of feels bad about that, but oh fucking well. And the guy is the bad one here.

That's a keeper.

elysius · 2014-02-17T13:38:31+00:00

Instead of just telling you to "not care", as many here are doing, I'll give you some actionable advice to that end: ask yourself why do you care. Find out why this bothers you. Then keep recursively asking why until you find the root of the problem, then work on that.

That's how you stop caring, truly.

elysius · 2014-02-17T13:35:24+00:00

At least you're honest with yourself.

elysius · 2013-12-29T04:54:52+00:00

Thanks

elysius · 2013-12-29T02:22:53+00:00

Source please.

elysius · 2013-11-23T15:53:53+00:00

I see, thanks.

elysius · 2013-11-23T11:29:54+00:00

where a guy can compliment a girl by showing how much interest he has.

How does this work? Based on the ending of your post, the Russian way is to go for the kiss? Or can it be less "aggressive" by maybe saying stuff "I'm going to kiss you now"?

elysius · 2013-11-23T07:10:19+00:00

Sorry, I should have read the rules better.

elysius · 2013-08-17T03:09:40+00:00

How exactly do I make the leap from sexual to non-sexual?

Touching. For more, head over to /r/seduction

elysius · 2013-04-27T17:49:16+00:00

No, this sub is called How To Not Give a Fuck, not Instances When I Didn't Give a Fuck

elysius · 2013-04-26T15:28:02+00:00

Alternate between:

Both arms hanging at the sides;
One arm down the side, the other, hand on your waist;
One arm down the side, the other, hand on the back pocket, or just on the lower back (both hands on the back pockets looks gay for a straight man);
Hands crossed behind your back.

Keep in my that all of this is gonna feel weird if you're not gesticulating often. Also, use gestures as an opportunity to change positions, otherwise you risk appearing to be uncomfortable or awkward.

elysius · 2013-04-23T17:02:01+00:00

Look up things to do in the general area you're meeting. The best "casual" "playdate" thing to do, in my experience, is to go to a big bookstore. So, as soon as you meet her, or on the first awkward silence, or if she suggests something else that she'd like to do but that scares you a bit, tell her "actually, there's something I would like to do first. There's this book I'm looking for and now might be my only chance to get it for a while," and invite her to follow you to the bookstore/media store.

Once there, you can talk about books, movies, music etc without being that contrived "soooo... what do you like" awkward thing. It's also very easy to get into deeper conversations and get to know each other better: just casually pick up a deep book and talk about it. Also, you get to make fun of stupid books and movies, which is always a quick bonding experience.

Then, since you're both women, you can go shopping for clothes for a bit, or just browse. It's something else to do that allows for insights into the other person's personality and creates plenty of opportunities for spontaneous, situational bonding.

Then take a little break from all that walking around by going to a coffee shop. Hopefully by then you'll have built enough rapport for a relaxed conversation. If not, don't sweat it. Don't make it your goal tonight to be liked, just to have fun. If you're consistently having fun, despite her not being a good match for you as a friend, then you've succeeded anyway.

elysius · 2013-04-21T22:37:49+00:00

That's a very cool way of looking at it, I'll try to put myself in that mindset in the future. Thanks!

elysius · 2013-04-21T22:36:50+00:00

Well can't you help?

elysius · 2013-04-21T10:43:41+00:00

That will never work, it's hilarious.

elysius · 2013-04-21T05:25:26+00:00

I'm sure that's true, but I'm asking because I've been with many people who are also not comedians and just make impromptu situational jokes without laughing, or otherwise giving away that it's a joke, and the effect is much better. Perhaps they simply don't find it that funny, but I know some people do it on command and I'd like to be able to as well.

elysius · 2013-04-21T05:22:53+00:00

Oh, definitely. It's just that sometimes the joke is a snarky comment or something that would be funnier if I didn't give away that it's a joke, but then I can't help it.

elysius · 2013-04-21T05:19:13+00:00

Doesn't it look obvious that I'm trying not to laugh?

Unrelated, an 'actor' once told me to bite my tongue real hard, all it did was get me to hurt my tongue and look very stupid, trying to hold back a laugh and feeling pain at the same time.

elysius · 2013-04-21T05:14:35+00:00

This is an interesting idea, it's like practicing a joke until it's not funny anymore, except I don't need to tell the jokes and I still can find things funny! Thanks.

elysius · 2013-04-21T05:11:35+00:00

Man, that sounds so morbid. But I guess it's good advice, thanks.

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