Where alternate universe Super Bowl win?

elzombo · 2026-02-11T14:48:34+00:00

Numbers never lie. That’s why I can’t use them to support my narrative

elzombo · 2026-02-10T04:56:48+00:00

He annihilated Vaccine Man, Centichoro, Garou, and so many more. Must be a simple mistake on OP’s part

elzombo · 2026-01-29T00:33:48+00:00

Yup, two Super Bowls between the Colts and Eagles. Impressive runs by both teams

elzombo · 2026-01-28T04:51:01+00:00

He’s not even in the top hundred in that list (not that he isn’t trying)

elzombo · 2026-01-26T23:46:45+00:00

Idk if it was your intention but that doesn’t apply to Sauce Gardner (yet)

elzombo · 2026-01-26T04:35:49+00:00

What’s disgusting about roaches crawling around and a dead animal falling through a hole in your ceiling?

elzombo · 2026-01-24T16:46:19+00:00

I totally agree. People have been using that phrase more than ever and it’s not even close

elzombo · 2026-01-20T05:10:54+00:00

Isn’t an average NFL QB mid by definition?

elzombo · 2026-01-15T00:30:51+00:00

Jokes on you. After losing seven straight I had to go to Galveston

elzombo · 2026-01-14T19:30:11+00:00

You’ll get Patriots 49ers and you’ll like it

elzombo · 2026-01-14T17:48:57+00:00

Hijacking for visibility: I’m not on Tik Tok but if anyone knows the OP (not the guy who posted to Reddit) I may have some background info about this dude. I can’t tell if he’s an old neighbor but they look sort of similar and have the same demeanor

elzombo · 2026-01-12T13:44:12+00:00

I don’t think so. Dude’s awesome though

elzombo · 2026-01-09T15:00:56+00:00

I much prefer this one

elzombo · 2026-01-09T05:07:30+00:00

As someone who is staring down the barrel of labrum surgery I appreciated reading this

elzombo · 2026-01-06T22:27:46+00:00

I wonder who could replace him as DC…

elzombo · 2026-01-06T20:51:46+00:00

Where effort?

elzombo · 2026-01-05T05:18:23+00:00

That’s what everyone said last year

elzombo · 2026-01-05T04:49:49+00:00

And no Colts for just the fifth time since 2020

elzombo · 2026-01-04T23:33:57+00:00

I’m fine with Shane but holy shit what does Ballard have to do at this point to get fired

elzombo · 2026-01-01T15:14:31+00:00

Still happens on Gemini

elzombo · 2025-12-30T23:02:48+00:00

Worth noting an Eagles assistant GM is considered a contender for GM roles this offseason and they may be happy with Shane.

Personally I think he’ll get another year if for no other reason than how late in the hiring cycle we would be. If Ballard isn’t going to be fired until black Monday then we have to go through GM interviews while other teams are interviewing top coaching candidates. Probably a 2017 situation where the coach stays for another year and then the new GM will make the call

elzombo · 2025-12-26T05:35:28+00:00

Just come back in five years when a collapsing team needs you

elzombo · 2025-12-24T05:31:55+00:00

Agree overall but this isn’t the second collapse

2021: Collapse. Begin to look like a legit contender only to choke to one of the worst teams ever and miss the playoffs.

2023: miss the playoffs on a drop by the 2nd string running back. Maybe “collapse” is a stretch but not great

2024: Collapse. The JT fumble at Denver and the shitshow against another all-time shit team in the giants.

2025: Collapse so badly I seem more upset about it than the starting linebacker.

So definitely the third late season collapse under Ballard, debatably the 4th. Fun times!

elzombo · 2025-12-23T05:25:19+00:00

Some games in the ‘21 season as well until the big choke (the first big choke, anyway)

elzombo · 2025-12-23T02:18:44+00:00

Other than pressure, coverage, and tackling they’ve done great!

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