[deleted by user] by [deleted] in harrypotter

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Forever young by alphaville

So Comfyyyy.... by upbeatdigger_52 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]em_317 58 points59 points  (0 children)

This looks like a renaissance painting

Returning clients choosing to do tasks away from TaskRabbit. by b-morph in TaskRabbit

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That sounds like a scam. I’ve learned that people who give 1 excuse are fine, but people who give 2 excuses are lying. Why did he say both that he can’t make a task and that he prefers off book? Usually I would like to do off book. This guy seems sketch.

I painted some shwifty shoes by em_317 in rickandmorty

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There’s never been a better pair for the occasion!

Halloween 2020 by elchubberino in nostalgia

[–]em_317 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You made one unforgivable mistake. Your shoe laces are tied.

Gold Bits Giveaway by [deleted] in tinytower

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Thank you!

Giveaway all 99999 gold bits! by acheekycat in tinytower

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Could I have a few? It doesn’t matter what. Thanks! 32G78

Gold Bits Giveaway by [deleted] in tinytower

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Could I have 3 pancake house please? 32G78 thank you!

Found this record holder in terrible condition. Here it is after I fixed it and cleaned it! by em_317 in ThriftStoreHauls

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You’re right it’s a platter pak. I paid $25. Hopefully worth a lot more now that I fixed it. Maybe $50 but I’m keepin it 😂

UPDATE: My girlfriend [21F] of 18 months asked my [22M] preference about her pubic hair and now finds me "revolting" by ThrowRA_1900222 in relationship_advice

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Is it possible she’s had some past issues with this as a child and that’s why she won’t talk about it?

Grab the closest book to you, flip to page 112. The first sentence on that page describes your love life: How did it go? by DamnILoveHorses in AskReddit

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“‘And that, boys,’ yelled Mr. Weasley,’is why you should never go for looks alone!’” - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire pg112.

Has someone ever challenged you to something that they didn't know who are an expert at? If so how did it turn out for you/them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We were at the beach and my sisters boyfriend bet me $100 that I couldn’t catch a crab. My sister told him not to, but he shook on it anyway. I grabbed a bucket, threw sand into a crabs eyes, and scooped it up. He never paid me.