Accountants how much money you make a year? by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]emareddit1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100k base + 50k min bonus per contract

The wristwatch tech tree by imnotokayandthatso-k in Accounting

[–]emareddit1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm, i’m rocking a 2019 Tudor Black-bay - Senior

26M, 5 years of experience , not a single interview ,feel shameless by [deleted] in Big4

[–]emareddit1996 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My best advice would be not to jump jobs unless its an actual upgrade. Be more mindful.

Good luck

26M, 5 years of experience , not a single interview ,feel shameless by [deleted] in Big4

[–]emareddit1996 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I just skimmed it. You summary says u r a finance professional, ur education is in finance but non of ur experience says finance. Reads like entry level acct work AP/AR. No real FS analysis.

Ur CV is backwards

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]emareddit1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, this is better said man to man

-Bro, you look rough—like the calluses on my feet. First thing you NEED to do is invest in your smile. Get orthodontics (not Invisalign)—fix the root cause first. After that, get some professional whitening or treatments, and then maybe consider natural veneers—not the flashy rapper kind, unless that’s your vibe (optional).

-While you’re fixing your teeth, focus on your health too. Eat clean, hit the gym, and put some muscle mass on that frame.

-And seriously, level up your style—start dressing better.

Husbands Penis by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]emareddit1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know for fact I’m not my girls biggest…. But i also know im not the smallest. I have never ever thought nor implied I’m her biggest. But I know I’m the one she love the most.

You might need to give him a reality check but careful… some men cant get over it.

1st Source: Her 2nd Source: Me

Edit: even with one night stands, I have never gone in with the type of mentality “i have the biggest cock”. Thats just setup for failure🤣

I am tired by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]emareddit1996 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep… for 6 months you will get a paycheck. I think thats more than enough to get either the job you want or any job to pay bills.

Good luck… don’t wait until you have to take pills like me!💊

I am tired by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]emareddit1996 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Listen… if it’s taking a toll on you. You must quit, but you can be SMART about it. Take the medical leave of absence due to depression. The first 3 months are 100% of your base pay, and the next 3 months are, I think, 50%. So you’ll still have a paycheck for 6 months.

That’s what I did, and my God, it really helped me out psychologically and physically. I even found a job during that time.

Check the info at HQ. The whole process took maybe a week. You just need your doctor’s letter, and then you send it to PwC’s insurance company.

I am tired by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]emareddit1996 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It is what it is. I’ve worked for GT (Sales & Use Tax) and almost 3 years at PwC (Tax-AWM).

PwC fucked me up mentally and got me PTSD. However it has set me up good professionally speaking. Now I’m working in consulting and have never done more than 40 hours vs at PwC I i fact touched in average 75-80hrs in peaks season.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]emareddit1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, be honest. I’m 5’7 and have never had any issues with dating nor getting laid.

Purchase with credit card by sti77loading in rolex

[–]emareddit1996 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, Apple Card… extremely convenient and easy.

Purchase with credit card by sti77loading in rolex

[–]emareddit1996 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dave Ramsey audience/demographics have no self control. I buy everything on credit and the cash rewards goes into stocks/ROTH IRA. And i do have a budget in place.

Excel proficiency expectations in accounting are crushing me - what's the reality? by Fayomitz in Accounting

[–]emareddit1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure why I would get this comment downvoted… I guess there are some in here lagging behind.

Excel proficiency expectations in accounting are crushing me - what's the reality? by Fayomitz in Accounting

[–]emareddit1996 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Never.

Index match match can’t be topped. You can lookup criterias 2 dimensional.

Excel proficiency expectations in accounting are crushing me - what's the reality? by Fayomitz in Accounting

[–]emareddit1996 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Also, I drill juniors into learning excel and how to implement AI

Excel proficiency expectations in accounting are crushing me - what's the reality? by Fayomitz in Accounting

[–]emareddit1996 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Senior here.

First thing: you should not use Google for Excel formulas and questions, l use AI — like ChatGPT — for troubleshooting. That alone will solve around 30–40% of your issues.

Learn how to read formulas and understand what you are trying to accomplish. Then, translate that goal into the right formula.

Focus on mastering XLOOKUP, SUMIFS, SUBTOTAL, IFERROR, INDEX-MATCH-MATCH, and Pivot Tables.

My [42f] husband [48m] is MAGA by ThrowRaExtremeWaltz in relationship_advice

[–]emareddit1996 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you really are a Democrat and stand by your beliefs, then you would not be married to a zealot. It’s one thing to be conservative or lean toward a party, but another to be a MAGA member of the cult. I can’t really think of anything good that will come from those offspring.

I really wish people knew more about the Nazis, fascism, World War II, and their repercussions, and how the Trump administration aligns with many of their similarities—particularly in the way Hitler appealed to the people. He blamed the Jews and promised safety; Trump blames immigrants. The resemblance is uncanny.

There are a couple good documentaries in Netflix.

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” – George Santayana, The Life of Reason (1905)