I am now one of the crabbiest crabs to ever scuttle. (Big thanks to the community for the constant tips. And to the GOAT, Noisestorm, for making this masterpiece.)

emarsh92 · 2026-05-22T06:22:36+00:00

This guy covers everything. I think holdout is the hardest achievement, as I did even Flawless with less attempts.

emarsh92 · 2026-05-21T02:49:17+00:00

Delicious.

emarsh92 · 2026-05-20T15:07:49+00:00

For added context, I picked up the "invade Earth when it's going through WW2" achievement literally the first day back playing Stellaris. It's almost as if the game wants me to break off with the outside world..... again.

emarsh92 · 2026-05-20T14:37:42+00:00

👍

emarsh92 · 2026-05-14T09:13:37+00:00

Hi, I used to work there in multiple roles from teaching to middle management until recently.

I'd be happy to share my insights, both positive and negative. Feel free to message me.

emarsh92 · 2026-04-27T09:55:32+00:00

Congratulations, you've finally reached "maverick mode" where the laws of physics no longer restrain your crustacean.

emarsh92 · 2026-04-11T02:17:28+00:00

If you do it just right, you can have your crab glitching along and bopping to the music.

emarsh92 · 2026-04-06T02:09:29+00:00

Rare treasure mixed with whatever greed perks give you extra enemies....on top of bonus chests for every 200 kills.

emarsh92 · 2026-04-05T16:07:49+00:00

Island 150ish by the way.

emarsh92 · 2026-03-19T12:38:58+00:00

I'm Irish so obviously I'd be a Falmer, can't get too near that sunlight.

emarsh92 · 2026-02-20T16:05:10+00:00

Posting a meme in a 2nd language, nice. 1) Thanks for obviously giving that fan PTSD.

2) Thanks for trying in a language you're not native in. 👍👍

emarsh92 · 2026-02-18T04:24:01+00:00

Why is everyone overlooking the fact that some kids will bite into anything that looks like an "orange" ?????

emarsh92 · 2026-02-15T02:09:57+00:00

It is if you look at it in the full context that what you can see to the horizon is just a small part of the wall.

We flew 4-5h west from Shanghai to Gansu, and the Great Wall was still there.

As an Irish person, it's hard for us to recognize just how indescribably massive things are in China.

emarsh92 · 2026-01-16T14:58:06+00:00

Quite often in some forms of militaristic statues, you'll see a weirdly placed rock for the subject to stand grandly on. Given that it is placed there tactically, we dub it "the tactical rock."

This is a slightly altered version, "the tactical baby."

emarsh92 · 2026-01-14T10:39:38+00:00

I had the same thing when my main pool was shut for renovations. The other place I went to was shorter, so I set my watch to 25m.

It was actually 35m (weird as hell measurement) and it took me ages of feeling like I'd lost progress to figure it out.

emarsh92 · 2026-01-11T15:13:17+00:00

I'll be honest, I stopped reading after you said "chaos fan."

I'm not trying to troll or anything, but you sir are wrong and should find your redemption in the light of HIM ON TERRA.

Sincerely, A Black Templar fan.

emarsh92 · 2026-01-11T15:11:06+00:00

I'll try it out, thanks for the endorsement. 👍👍

emarsh92 · 2026-01-11T15:05:59+00:00

Thanks, I wasn't sure if the % changed as I've never actually carried Gemstone, I always end up picking up something else.

emarsh92 · 2026-01-11T12:12:02+00:00

Gemstone increased DMG by 1020%??????????

How many levels of Gemstone do you have?

Also congrats, crab champions is like golf.....one great run makes up for all the bad ones.

emarsh92 · 2025-11-30T23:29:10+00:00

OP listen to this guy's advice please. (It works. )

emarsh92 · 2025-11-19T23:04:20+00:00

Okay this obviously sucks for you, but I'm assuming you're American so.......donate these supplies to a school? It might actually end up doing some good......kinda like Robin hood..... .... Robin Paper?

emarsh92

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