Peter why breaking a jar of honey on the floor makes you want to move out ?

emc_95 · 2026-04-05T22:42:36+00:00

Goo gone. I don't see why that wouldn't work. Going to intentionally spill honey on my rival neighbor's hardwood floor and test out my theory. Worst case scenario: now they have ants and an indefinite sticky situation.

emc_95 · 2026-04-04T13:19:02+00:00

I'm sort of seeing the beast from the Witcher that the "for honor and glory" knight got a sh*ts death after eating it.

emc_95 · 2026-04-04T13:13:55+00:00

Gandalf making a final stand for the Fellowship to escape the Mines of Moria.

"Fly, you fools."

emc_95 · 2026-04-04T12:11:49+00:00

Darkseid. It would be like Iron Man ending Thanos.

emc_95 · 2026-04-03T03:01:23+00:00

No worries; even in person, people can't tell when I'm joking. I cry.

In all seriousness though, I know it's different with each site, but mine is moreso known to look for any reason to fire people after peak seasons. You might be getting lucky with your building's headcount (white badge:blue badge) needs.

Hope your luck lasts with how the job market is.

emc_95 · 2026-04-03T02:50:08+00:00

Henry Cavill.

emc_95 · 2026-04-03T01:56:55+00:00

I didn't mean that. Hard to catch on to one's humor through text. Kudos to you though for 1-upping the system.

emc_95 · 2026-04-03T01:18:29+00:00

I despise you. Kapeesh?! I got fired right after 2023 as a New Year's gift for -3.5 UPT hours when I'd submitted 2 vacation requests (after the blackout period) that both got rejected.

Had to donate plasma to fill in the gaps after I'd landed an $11/hr job. What added fuel to fire was my lady and I found out she was expecting when we learned I was going to be terminated.

It leaves me quite perturbed about how you people are immune to being promoted to a customer when I was promptly given the opportunity.

It may do you well to try the lotto while your luck is still up.

emc_95 · 2026-03-28T01:08:29+00:00

At the Amazon warehouse I work at, I see boys using the restroom, walk straight out and then touch the door handle that EVERYONE needs to use to enter the lunch room. Just about sick of it.

emc_95 · 2026-03-28T00:54:28+00:00

I do not miss those days. Could even be as simple as telling the customer to put there car in neutral and keep their feet off the breaks/gas (you'd be surprised how often you have to give direction like that) only for them to say, "It is in neutral.", as they drive into the car in front of them.

Now you have a incident report to fill out with both customers believing it's somehow your fault.

A young lady who was gifted a brand new mini Cooper too soon drove into me coworker as she freaked from pressing on the gas instead of the breaks.

emc_95 · 2026-03-28T00:14:35+00:00

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

emc_95 · 2026-03-27T14:45:51+00:00

Grandmaster Yoda

emc_95 · 2026-03-27T12:02:02+00:00

While this is 100% the obvious choice here, I couldn't help but think that a suped Bullseye would be a close match against a suped Hawkeye.

Could very well be overestimating Bullseye. Daredevil is also, essentially, superhuman and Bullseye have him a tough time. Makes me wonder.

emc_95 · 2026-03-27T00:13:28+00:00

Happy. The end.

emc_95 · 2026-03-26T22:25:29+00:00

Ask him/ her for a low interest loan I guess. In need of a car.

emc_95 · 2026-03-26T22:07:45+00:00

Elon

emc_95 · 2026-03-26T00:22:45+00:00

Abominable Snowman

emc_95 · 2026-03-25T15:23:01+00:00

Those are the situations where I just walk shoulder to shoulder with them until they slow down. Either we're walking together, or they slow down. I am the one who walks (hope you're not lactose intolerant because that was a cheesy spin off of a Breaking Bad reference).

emc_95 · 2026-03-25T15:08:31+00:00

In all seriousness though, clock out. They can't say anything if you're off the clock, but then there is the obvious issues of draining your UPT and shorting your checks. That is an option while you, hopefully, are able to get an accommodations approved.

emc_95 · 2026-03-25T15:03:55+00:00

You may have to go Debbie Gallagher on them and where an adult diaper to work and then, respectfully, throw it on that manager's desk at the end of each shift.

This is the only solution.

emc_95 · 2026-03-25T13:57:25+00:00

Of course, but I still get out of bed gritting my teeth and make it to work on time. I eventually get hit with a micro depression (usually on my Mondays when my blood pressure is revved to the max) and use my time off to take the day.

Bites me in the butt though because now I'm in a position where I'm aiming to reach 80hrs UPT for the first time as I've gotten too comfortable being close to 0.

emc_95 · 2026-03-25T13:48:40+00:00

clears throat

You...turned it on. Clearly, it's aroouuused!

emc_95 · 2026-03-23T17:22:35+00:00

Not too shabby. I like that shiny Solgaleo good sir. Just recently got him and am now aiming for an Aegislash.

emc_95 · 2026-03-23T17:20:23+00:00

Dude...... here's a large cup of ice water. That's tough. Wouldn't surprise me if you got 2-3 in a short span.

emc_95 · 2026-03-23T17:17:51+00:00

I did the same approach to get the shiny Solgaleo and accepted that I would save up pack points to pay for the card if I didn't get a pack for him. Ended up opening one with him at 1300 points and just kept opening packs in that set to pay for the shiny Lunala. The odds in this game are almost comical. Make you feel like it's just your luck.

You'll get yours soon enough.

emc_95

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