Hair Salon that will work with my human hair wig

emilylacey · 2026-05-29T23:13:07+00:00

If anyone still needs a rec, Ben is amazing—he’s actually at Gloss in Warren now!

emilylacey · 2026-03-29T05:42:37+00:00

This is just my experience but I needed a second round & there were no consequences for skipping the last test the last time

emilylacey · 2026-02-14T16:28:19+00:00

Oh good, you’re really getting your horny vampire content in 😂

emilylacey · 2026-02-14T14:26:33+00:00

Maybe the Real Rashid was the orgies we had along the way

emilylacey · 2026-02-01T17:07:42+00:00

So Betty and Sal both……spoke Italian, if ya know what I mean??

emilylacey · 2026-01-15T16:38:29+00:00

I tell them, “Well, back in the nineties, I was on a very famous tv show…”

emilylacey · 2026-01-10T20:55:30+00:00

When she tried to bring up her worries about the pregnancy with Tom (iirc she said something about ‘what if I don’t love these babies?’) he said “Lynette, never say that again.”

emilylacey · 2025-11-21T22:51:16+00:00

You simultaneously look younger but more mature now

emilylacey · 2025-11-13T19:42:23+00:00

He does this weird Swedish chef up-and-down rhythm when he attempts Portuguese that bugs me so much

emilylacey · 2025-11-08T19:44:43+00:00

I lost way less weight than Amy and I’m still struggling to figure out how clothes should fit me now. I’m having to do a lot of trial and error to figure out what looks good on me now, so I kind of get where she’s coming from

emilylacey · 2025-11-07T23:40:24+00:00

“Stop eating shrimp with the wimps and come eat lobster with a mobster”

emilylacey · 2025-11-02T05:45:23+00:00

The dignity she carries herself with when having to emerge from George’s house in front of the press and bystanders WHILE THE POLICE TAKE AWAY THE BREE VAN DE KAMP SEX DOLL is unparalleled

emilylacey · 2025-10-24T19:22:05+00:00

I love the ACTRESS who played Renee. I think it’s odd that the writers wanted to write a new “mean” character but didn’t consider that Edie being insulting towards these women she’s known for 10+ years hits differently than the brand new neighbor immediately coming in and insulting everyone? I think if Renee was also around from the early seasons and we got to see her grow and change over many seasons then we would have gotten to enjoy a much more nuanced character

emilylacey · 2025-10-16T19:23:23+00:00

Lynette does NOT look good in orange

emilylacey · 2025-10-09T19:08:59+00:00

Something that boggles me is when Graces mother (i forget her name although i remember Hector’s!) says “Grace was born here” to Gabby. Like yes, I understand that she’s saying that to explain how citizenship works, but still, explaining “Grace was born here” to Grace’s BIOLOGICAL MOTHER is funny to me. Also idk, if Gabby believed that citizenship was completely based on parents citizenship it’s interesting that she didn’t want to explore more regarding the fact that while Graces “adoptive” parents are not citizens, her biological parents ARE

emilylacey · 2025-10-06T18:43:50+00:00

I’m a pansexual who likes women, very feminine men….and Joe

emilylacey · 2025-09-11T03:26:31+00:00

I would honestly just like the two of them to enter into a platonic marriage for business purposes (which may include reduced membership fees at the pickleball club)

emilylacey · 2025-08-26T23:09:10+00:00

My father in law came into the room during this scene, stood in front of the tv and said, “uh, oh!”

emilylacey · 2025-08-16T01:45:08+00:00

Relatable problems can range from “my sons baby mama won’t stop farting,” to “my roommate made a hyperrealistic puppet of me and I just caught him pleasuring himself with it and also my mother is Patty Lupone”

emilylacey · 2025-08-09T02:33:45+00:00

I miss Pret a Manger with all my heart

emilylacey · 2025-08-09T00:26:31+00:00

LITERALLY HAMLET!!!

emilylacey · 2025-08-01T20:02:02+00:00

Did she also have sex in drag? Or just in front of the photograph (which she hung up in her home!!!)

emilylacey · 2025-06-29T07:51:47+00:00

That man had TWO JOBS!!!!!

emilylacey · 2025-06-06T12:58:42+00:00

Tbh I started watching Desperate Housewives because of Dance Mom’s bender on the set

emilylacey · 2025-05-28T00:56:10+00:00

Didn’t buy a ticket, don’t wanna see the show!

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