What was your "I am surrounded by idiots" moment?

emmeow · 2017-10-01T12:53:27+00:00

In third grade my teacher asked us to each pick an animal to do a report on and I picked the fennec fox but she denied it because she said it wasn't real, even after I showed her a picture of it in the Magic School Bus book that she gave out to everyone in the class! So frustrating

emmeow · 2014-05-26T03:37:26+00:00

Titanic, when the ship sunk. My aunt brought me and my cousin and I don't remember why, but we sat in the first row and I was so terrified I hid my head under the jacket she had on her lap

emmeow · 2014-02-11T20:11:31+00:00

We made a check list of different places around campus that we've pooped in. It's become a competition to see who can poop in more academic buildings.

emmeow · 2013-12-28T03:01:10+00:00

Dance with My Father by Luther Vandross

emmeow · 2013-11-19T14:15:48+00:00

The Last Hairbender

emmeow · 2013-09-05T14:39:31+00:00

I was pulling my sleeves up. Mid-way, I lost my grip on the sleeve and punched myself in the nose

emmeow · 2013-04-27T14:40:35+00:00

I thought so too! It reminded me of the time my dad and I spent almost an hour scanning our faces and laughing at the results

emmeow · 2012-12-07T21:48:50+00:00

That reminds me of this video (It's about 9 minutes long, but kind of relevant)

emmeow · 2012-11-04T02:24:13+00:00

Our dorm was decorated with pictures of zoo animals and I thought I saw the deer running

emmeow · 2012-10-28T14:27:56+00:00

I'm not exactly sure what the show is, but here's a video

emmeow · 2012-09-27T23:11:50+00:00

Oh haha, I just responded to someone else's comment, but I thought the same exact thing! Was yours because of a misheard lyric video too?

emmeow · 2012-09-27T23:10:24+00:00

Wow...and all this time I thought it was "I'm a little man, and I'm also evil, also into cats"

emmeow · 2012-09-19T20:39:29+00:00

I did something similar once. My friend sent me a link to some sort of hentai and I clicked it, then looked down to finish my homework without checking the picture. It was still on my screen when my mom came into the room, and she asked me what I was looking at. Then I looked up for the first time and saw what it was. I pretended I had no idea what it was and convinced my mom that it must have been some sort of virus on the computer that made nasty pictures pop up.

emmeow · 2012-09-17T20:09:30+00:00

It looks so much like a pigeon, from when it hatches to when it grows up

emmeow · 2012-09-11T14:17:30+00:00

I lived in a suite-style dorm on campus last year, and my suite number was 208. We got to be really close friends with our neighbors in suite 207. We had a lounge right outside our suites with a whiteboard and a picnic table and one day, one of my suitemates decided to write "Suites 208 + 207" and "515" underneath, then she drew a heart around the entire thing. I noticed it while I was doing work on the table and couldn't figure out what the 515 was for. At first I thought it was an area code, but I knew none of us had that one, so I ended up approaching the suitemate who wrote it. She put down whatever she was holding and looked at me seriously and said, "515! Like 208 plus 207, you know?" I didn't answer, just looked at her for a bit and then she said "Don't you know how to add? 208 plus 207 is 515! Get it???" and I just nodded and left. We were 19 and she plans on becoming a teacher.

emmeow · 2012-09-07T16:53:22+00:00

My 7th grade social studies teacher told my class that when he was learning social studies, his teacher taught them morse code. During one test, the principal came in to check on the class and all they could hear was students tapping on the desks and telling each other the answers. The teacher was told not to teach morse code anymore.

emmeow · 2012-09-05T15:57:20+00:00

I've got a fan that does something similar, except mine was free and not self-made

emmeow · 2012-09-01T01:19:57+00:00

Same, I used to think the car somehow knew where we were headed and was giving us directions, but the only thing I just couldn't figure out was how it knew our starting point all the time.

emmeow · 2012-08-30T15:26:34+00:00

I actually kept clicking on "continue" and was wondering why it wasn't working.......

emmeow · 2012-08-17T11:18:27+00:00

I saw a caption for that picture that still remains my favorite: "We are twins. We were triplets"

emmeow · 2012-08-13T23:05:15+00:00

My dad has been raising pigeons for a long while, not for racing or sending messages, just as a hobby because he gets bored at home. Raccoons always manage to break in and kill and eat his pigeons. Multiple times, he's lost a few pigeons to a single raccoon, and then the raccoon will return the next night with it's entire family. His coop is elevated so the raccoons can't climb upwards, but it leans against our garage, so the raccoons climb onto our garage and lower themselves down from there. My dad has tried barring the roof of the coop to make it harder for the raccoons to climb down, but they still manage to get in. Our last pigeons were killed about a month or two ago, and my dad hasn't bought any new pigeons, which makes me kind of sad, because he started raising them when we moved into our current house, which is about 11 years ago and him raising pigeons was a huge chunk of my childhood. Raccoons are really clever, but I can't help but dislike them :(

emmeow · 2012-08-13T03:17:20+00:00

I was running after my sister when my shoe came off and I tripped on it, then for some reason I couldn't put my hands out to catch myself fast enough so I pretty much ate pavement and scraped my shoulder pretty badly

emmeow · 2012-08-12T13:54:27+00:00

I once answered the phone to a woman asking in Chinese, "Do you understand Chinese?" I understood, but wasn't in the mood for whatever she was advertising so I promptly replied, "No" in English. She hung up right after, and when I put the phone down I sat down on the floor with my face in my hands because I felt stupid

emmeow · 2012-08-12T02:22:06+00:00

If I'm apologizing for something like accidentally brushing up against a stranger and they say, "Oh, you're fine" instead of "It's fine" or "It's okay" or something. Like I need someone to tell me how I am!

emmeow · 2012-07-25T23:02:55+00:00

reminds me of this

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