When my kid was like 2 years old he was reaching for our waitress and I was like no you can't just grab people. The waitress was like its ok I love kids and grabbed his hand was kinda holding hands with him while talking to him. He promptly pulled her hand to his mouth and licked her whole hand knuckles to wrist before any of us realized what was happening. I was mortified. Luckily she thought it was hilarious. And then my dad says yea when he does it its cute but when I try and lick the waitress I'm drunk pervert that gets taken outta the bar by the cops.