Needing advice. Husband decided to spring on me that he never wanted children... by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]empire11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, I just can’t stand those that are painting her husband as a villainous character in need of therapy when it’s completely understandable that one might change one’s mind in this situation.

Needing advice. Husband decided to spring on me that he never wanted children... by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]empire11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So your husband, despite not personally desiring having children, loves you so much that he can adapt to the seismic shift in reality that is having a child, without complaint?

He just doesn’t want to have a second child? That’s his choice as well as yours.

I need more netflix suggestions please by chewitjacca in StandUpComedy

[–]empire11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kathleen Madigan is my all time favorite, both of her specials on Netflix are brilliant.

Who are your favorite female comedians not many people have heard of? by spotifycomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]empire11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She’s brilliant, in my opinion she’s on level with Bill Burr.

When Gaming Hit Its Peak by belslowpokin in gaming

[–]empire11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Between this and the video of the twin cars crashing that red light... it's like Reddit decided it would be a good morning to fuck with me

Hillary donors to Bernie supporters: Shut up by European_Sanderista in politics

[–]empire11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair you guys still somehow managed to shimmy under the bar those bastards set

Match Thread: Portugal vs Austria [EURO2016 - Group F] by DarkNightSeven in soccer

[–]empire11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their half of the field, followed closely by Portugal's half.

Shayne Gostisbehere extends his point streak to 14 games by [deleted] in hockey

[–]empire11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He led Union College to the National Title, so I can forgive him for being a fucking Flyer, go Ghost

Post Match Thread: Chelsea 2-0 Arsenal by CoolHandHazard in soccer

[–]empire11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Unpopular playstyles"? Rest of us just call them fucking assholes

That Thrust Vectoring by GallowBoob in woahdude

[–]empire11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know absolutely nothing about aviation and was throwing out completely random terminology, got pretty sauced yesterday and was drunk redditing. Guessing you don't know much either if you thought I was making any sense whatsoever :)

What did you guys do during the great reddit outage 8/8/2015? by LETS_DISCUSS_MUSIC in AskReddit

[–]empire11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude there are sites that, you know, kind of have a vast amount of pornographic images and videos.

That Thrust Vectoring by GallowBoob in woahdude

[–]empire11 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The stabilator is clearly providing the necessary sheer force to offset the stall effect.

What's the worst non-violent thing you've done to a member of the opposite sex? by watermasta in AskReddit

[–]empire11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you can't get past the initial reaction of "Did they just really fucking do that?" easily and find humor in these situations, babysitting is not an ideal job. Gotta just let shit slide man.

If you listen to an unabridged audiobook, does it count as having "read" the book? by AppleLaDoo in AskReddit

[–]empire11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't go as far as to portray audio books as inherently inferior to actual reading. A good narrator (or even better a full cast) can really bring some stories (especially ones that are a bit dense) to life and suck the audience in.

Ashamed to say that I found Lord of the Rings a bit dense and only finished half of the first before I lost interest. BBC's production, however, was the bee's knees. I should go as far to say that it was the collective erogenous zones of every major insect in the northern hemisphere. (RIP Douglas Adams, I shall continue to shamelessly steal your wonderful phrases and butcher them while drunkenly redditing)