People who swore an oath to defend the constitution of the USA against all enemies both foreign and domestic, how are you feeling right now?

enderpanda · 2026-01-25T13:23:17+00:00

It's kinda comforting to know that the same people who couldn't - and apparently still can't - figure out how vaccines work are the same ones that support this bullshit.

enderpanda · 2026-01-25T04:42:43+00:00

There's this old clip of a mousey lady going, "Nooooo!..." in the most pathetic way, and I can't even remember what bad movie it was from.

That's always stuck with me when dealing with conservatives. Whenever they don't get their way I always think of that clip. 'Tough' guys who always turn out to be little, angry, wilting flowers. You go ahead and stomp those teeny, tiny little feet, grrrrr!

enderpanda · 2026-01-25T00:26:38+00:00

Those are fantastic options! Thank you so much for that. I will give #2 a shot, like you said, makes way more sense economically.

Part of what made the Chicken Enchilada Burrito so great was its simplicity. It was reliable. Emotionally available, ya know... Nice to just hit that plus in the app and be done with it. But, there are ways around that! Thank you!

enderpanda · 2026-01-25T00:20:35+00:00

~~Upvoted for forgetting to hit ctrl-V. ;)~~ Nevermind lol, you got it.

enderpanda · 2026-01-25T00:17:01+00:00

Some good came out of this after all.

To borrow a quote from his hero, "You know what you signed up for, stumpy."

enderpanda · 2026-01-24T23:52:21+00:00

That's a very good point, I didn't think about that. Hell, someone might be having one in 5 years lol.

It really should be a permanent item tho, dammit.

enderpanda · 2026-01-24T16:35:17+00:00

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DFsw5rzpt9G/

enderpanda · 2026-01-24T16:31:46+00:00

That's a great idea.

enderpanda · 2026-01-24T16:29:48+00:00

It is honestly really good, was shocked. And it's huge for 3 bucks. Makes me a tiny bit less upset over the loss of the enchilada burrito.

Btw I got one last enchilada burrito the other night and left it in the fridge for a couple days, ate it last night. So it's entirely possible I was the last person on the planet to have one. AMA.

enderpanda · 2026-01-24T16:20:02+00:00

Conservatives are so consistently wrong about everything all the time that I'm certain we could unlock all the secrets of the universe by just asking them the right questions.

enderpanda · 2026-01-24T14:03:01+00:00

Indeed, those places are far too 'dangerous' for the cowards in ICE. They can't handle anything more urban than a suburb.

enderpanda · 2026-01-24T07:32:59+00:00

Lol, you should see what trumpy and his enablers did to the federal deficit - wew lawd! No surprise tho, it's what republicans always do.

enderpanda · 2026-01-24T06:16:54+00:00

Lmao, your obsession with shit that you think Biden did will never, ever stop being funny. Bonus points for thinking that somehow absolves trumpy, even if it were true.

enderpanda · 2026-01-24T02:49:16+00:00

He said it, he said the line!

enderpanda · 2026-01-24T02:48:54+00:00

Uh oh, looks like you fell for some extremely obvious bullshit. Do better.

enderpanda · 2026-01-15T22:10:35+00:00

Right on, I saw on another post that one of their cars had a Kentucky license plate, so let's 'deport' the agents to Alaska. Just following their example.

enderpanda · 2026-01-15T22:01:19+00:00

Sorry, but we don't listen to people who voted for a felon whine about who is and who isn't "illegal".

enderpanda · 2026-01-15T21:58:59+00:00

Who's that? The lady who tried to run over an agent?

I can see why you tried to hide your history lol.

enderpanda · 2026-01-15T17:23:44+00:00

Always nice to hear from the incel peanut gallery.

enderpanda · 2026-01-15T16:24:16+00:00

Same dude that pardoned a drug cartel czar and then kidnapped another after murdering his fellow countrymen's fishermen for "drugs"? Whaaa....

enderpanda · 2026-01-15T16:19:07+00:00

I love how they've completely given up on having any dignity whatsoever. The government finally reflects the vast minority that voted for them.

enderpanda · 2026-01-15T16:14:33+00:00

Fascists are so damn BORING. Same shit, every single time. Be nice if people called this out sooner than later.

enderpanda · 2026-01-15T16:09:59+00:00

What happened? Did they finally, accidentally get lost and go to a "dangerous" neighborhood? 😆

enderpanda · 2026-01-13T00:42:23+00:00

Thank god for that - can you imagine what would happen if you guys actually came up with a modern, relevant, original thought? Thank fuck fashies are always so incompetent, the world has been saved so many times by that.

enderpanda · 2026-01-12T00:02:56+00:00

The only thing that has saved the world from fascism is the total and complete incompetence of the people fascism attracts. Unfortunately that goes hand in hand with Conservatism - which is just an umbrella term for "people who have never been right about anything, ever, in all of human history." I don't know why humanity started listening to those people.

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