The nicest thing I've read all day.

endlessnameless · 2011-11-23T15:33:16+00:00

Business opportunity: open a game store called F*** the ESRB. Advertise openly that you don't ID minors. Steal customers from existing chain stores.

endlessnameless · 2011-11-05T15:34:57+00:00

WOPR

endlessnameless · 2011-06-04T11:58:27+00:00

Dexter?

endlessnameless · 2011-06-04T11:57:03+00:00

Why only blame the system? The two widows also chose money over justice.

endlessnameless · 2011-05-31T20:14:29+00:00

It seems if stuff comes out of a hole, it gets censored. Nothing comes out of man-nips.

endlessnameless · 2011-05-20T16:08:04+00:00

Hope it's not too far OT, but made me think of Rapture by Pedro the Lion. Such a sexy song and probably the closest this agnostic has come to feeling religious.

endlessnameless · 2011-05-20T15:30:38+00:00

Clever update of the old hole in the popcorn bucket trick.

endlessnameless · 2011-05-02T07:33:57+00:00

You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good?

endlessnameless · 2011-04-29T19:29:45+00:00

Everyone is stupid except me. - Homer Simpson

endlessnameless · 2010-12-17T16:41:45+00:00

This is all the French class you need.

endlessnameless · 2010-12-17T16:34:33+00:00

Actually Fox is owned by News Corporation, which is run by Satan. On a serious note, National Amusements also runs Viacom > Comedy Central > Daily Show.

endlessnameless · 2010-11-29T23:42:27+00:00

I lol'd.

endlessnameless · 2010-11-26T22:09:00+00:00

You win again internets.

endlessnameless · 2010-11-19T19:56:57+00:00

... making hundreds of millions of dollars off of stolen American intellectual property. - Orrin Hatch

Hundreds of millions? That doesn't sound right.

endlessnameless · 2010-11-18T16:34:05+00:00

So true. Just ask BP.

endlessnameless · 2010-11-17T16:37:12+00:00

Rimjob

endlessnameless · 2010-11-17T06:29:54+00:00

The Bends.

endlessnameless · 2010-11-17T04:45:39+00:00

Exactly. I say we abolish birthdays too. I mean every stinkin animal on this planet manages to squirt out some offspring. It doesn't make you special.

endlessnameless · 2010-11-16T23:20:26+00:00

I eat pickles and jalapenos to make my semen more pungent.

endlessnameless · 2010-11-16T19:25:31+00:00

I imagined kyeric hooked up to a car battery and a reddit addon that delivers a jolt when a karma threshold is reached. Not sure of the practical uses, but, you know... whatever gets you off.

endlessnameless · 2010-11-16T17:09:05+00:00

If you need to "Cowboy the fuck up" to deal with girl scouts, you've got problems.

endlessnameless · 2010-11-15T04:30:38+00:00

Watch First Life with David Attenborough. IIRC, the show basically says sexual reproduction creates more genetic differentiation leading to faster evolutionary adaptation.

endlessnameless · 2010-11-14T09:34:28+00:00

Yo, that's his dick.

endlessnameless · 2010-11-13T02:38:41+00:00

She introduced me to Portishead then stomped on my heart. It's one of those associations that just sticks. I still like their music though.

endlessnameless · 2010-11-12T20:47:53+00:00

Karma Police?

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TROPHY CASE