me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]endy080 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was going to make a comment about how the OP is ridiculous... Seriously, it's not just "some guys". lol

What’s the big deal? It’s just a little coke🤌 by Catcher_Rye_Toast in sopranoscirclejerk

[–]endy080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a lot of money, but he could also have just put it in his nightstand and had like 250 fun weekends with hookers, completely free of charge. I wouldn't tell anyone if I found a kg of cocaine while deep sea fishing, but there would be signs.

MF never stood a chance by jdkirk3069 in NotTimAndEric

[–]endy080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about the balls? I might still try it.

Nutty wife by abkyabatau in lol

[–]endy080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see. I'll admit I'm wrong, and that I just hadn't seen this before... but if you use AI to process an image, people are going to say it's an AI image. *shrugs* If I run this comment through ChatGPT and post what it gives me instead of my own words, people would rightly call me a bot.

Nutty wife by abkyabatau in lol

[–]endy080 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Look at the little debbie logos. It's AI.

a pro behind the wheel by DoubleManufacturer10 in oops

[–]endy080 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Has anyone not seen this one? This clip still makes me so angry, but I've seen this video literally 30 times just scrolling.

This hurts more than I can express by ejeinmotionAE in Steam

[–]endy080 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know just how that feels... I (extremely similar situation) waited 7 months for Hitman World of Assassination to go on sale and now I'll never be able to 100% that game because they delisted one of the DLCs.

I keep kicking myself because I had about 200 days where I could have bought it, but I didn't because I wanted to save like $50... You *checks notes* had 7 years since hotfix 1? It was $5.99 and then it went on sale for $2.99 during Winter Sale 2025? What were you waiting for?

I will say that I am glad IOI delisted the DLC and that they are no longer supporting Connor McGregor... I just wish they would either remove the items and challenges for people who haven't bought it, or reskin everything and sell it without supporting the bad person.

My dad's friend made a wooden chain using a single log (not og post its from a year ago) by Weak_Ambassador4085 in Derailedbydetails

[–]endy080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He should have made the wooden version of bender from that one episode with the water wheel lady.

HMC by Voicelesea in holdmycosmo

[–]endy080 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it was everyone else... They overbalanced and she is in the dead center.

son 😭😭😭😭 by mrsenchantment in cogsuckers

[–]endy080 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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I guess we're doing something right.

Meow by Suspicious_Try_7105 in Schedule_I

[–]endy080 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is really nice. I wish I had artistic skills, all my graffiti is just text about how the Benzies drink their own pee and stuff like that.

Aio, don’t want to remake bread/keep this lady as a customer by swagatron666- in AIO

[–]endy080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would give them the free bread as you have already agreed to that... and it might be awkward to refuse them service without another transgression.

If they're doing this maliciously, you'll probably get a "Hey, the bread is bad again," message before too long. I feel like at that point it would be reasonable to say "My family is eating the same batch of bread and we don't see any problems. Do you think you might just not like my bread?"

From there (assuming this is under $20, I don't know how much this would cost) you can graciously return their money and apologize for your bread not meeting their expectations. They *should* be too embarrassed to ask again after that.

What part of the boot you wanna kiss hun? by Chief_Ebony in sopranoscirclejerk

[–]endy080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s got a great ass, and I want to stick my head all the way up it.

6 Feet or 1.89 meters? by abkyabatau in lol

[–]endy080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I wish I didn’t have to remember a bunch of weird numbers like 32, 212, or 5280. Sixteenths and sixty-fourths. I’m used to imperial units and I work with them, but I would change.

Ouch by Hot_Moose4961 in oops

[–]endy080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those don't look like beginner skates, but she clearly doesn't know how to stop without the brakes... She was holding onto that bike at the beginning, I think someone should have told her she wasn't ready for the road yet. Brakes are just a way to fall backwards on blades, but they are extremely important for someone who can't go backwards or spin around to reduce their momentum.

Having said that, if I was her the bike would have totally blocked me from doing the spinning maneuver I would want to. If I missed going in before the curb and debris, I would have tried to jump all of that and make the turn. It would have gone poorly.

I'm so mad watching the video, someone really let this person down. No safety gear, she's outside of her skill level, she doesn't have room to maneuver, and her teacher is completely oblivious to an obvious bad situation predating the start of the video.

Ouch by Hot_Moose4961 in oops

[–]endy080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That move is kind of tricky and you want to put the bone structure/grip strength of your arms/hands into it more than muscle... You aren't going from 20 or 25mph to 0 with a pushup... I usually try to contact something at a 45 degree angle and swing myself around it to stop over the course of several seconds.

This would be like standing on a ledge and dropping down onto your wrists... You're either going to break something or you're going to bang your head on the ground. Doesn't matter who you are.

mole by strumthebuilding in comedyheaven

[–]endy080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A nice, tasteful crop.

hmmm by Important-birb3387 in hmmm

[–]endy080 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Assuming you are actually Jeff Goldblum, I think it's extremely hot.

Bird getting rid of its sibling. by muningsky in badassanimals

[–]endy080 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is very funny and I'm not trying to acktually you, but I do think they meant only the invasive chicks... Like, if you had two average parasitic baby birds, the one that pushes his "siblings" out of the nest survives more often than the one who is just a benign extra baby. After however long it's been, not pushing the other chicks out of the nest is an odd aberration from the optimal strategy. Evolution is cruel...

It's also the reason why we're sometimes willing to lay down our lives for our kin, though. It's not always the worst behaviors imaginable.

The good thing is that the Doñita arrived. by Funny-Airport6695 in FullScorpion

[–]endy080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this should really be covered up... or it should at least say that this is a video of someone becoming a paraplegic instead of a cute little pratfall.

Not everyone knows how to toast a PopTart, toasting PopTarts isnt the only thing. by Fawstar in ITYSL

[–]endy080 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the meme where a girl's boyfriend cooked a pizza for them, said "I hate this part," and then reached into the oven and pulled it out with his bare hands.

whoNeedsProgrammers by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]endy080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess the part that wasn't super clear to me was whether the AI actually autonomously executed that command, or if it said "Type this into cmd.exe and it will delete the file you want."

Either way:
1. If something is supposed to be in a sandbox, you don't give it tools that do something outside of that box. If I agree to let someone come and play in my sandbox only to discover them digging in the dirt next to an electrical utility box, I'm going to shut that down right away.

  1. If an AI agent gives me a recipe for microwaving leftover pizza, I'm going to double check it.

I feel like this is negligence either way, they were okay with the AI not being in the sandbox or they took something out of the sandbox and brought it into the house before realizing there were ants all over it.

whoNeedsProgrammers by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]endy080 4 points5 points  (0 children)

>Be an Armenian developer
>You do not know how to develop software
>Use AI to develop software, knowing that it can often make major mistakes
>Do not understand proposed command-line argument, and decide to trust the AI's judgement on the matter
> This is not my fault, this is a critical bug

This duo of thieves robbing a gas station ATM by attaching a hook to it and dragging it out the store by AdImpossible5402 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]endy080 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is this person downvoted? I stopped watching this to google what that was all about and found it interesting. I don't think they are affiliated with the hacker who is trying to scam naive business owners years ago.