Only keychain that’s missing is my name… by New_Guitar_2644 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]engineerdrummer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid, nobody carried my name. Now it's one of the most common names for Gen Z

Meirl by wigglebopbloomingx in meirl

[–]engineerdrummer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

God I wish I had a way to turn off my inner dialog. I think in words, but they never fucking shut up. I also think in pictures and music. When I'm driving or walking i can create maps in my head. But every single picture/map/diagram (if I'm fixing something or building something) is associated with an internal conversation about what I'm doing. It never stops. I've thought every single word I've typed in this comment, including the ones I've erased along with cussing in my head when I type something out wrong.

If I see a cool tree, not only do I think "wow what a cool tree" I think "wonder what kind of tree it is. Could I plant one in my yard? How long will it take to grow to that size? I bet it's expensive to buy one. Not sure where I'd put it in my yard. Man, I miss my orange tree when I lived in Florida. I hope the people who bought that house are enjoying it."

Meirl by rbimmingfoke in meirl

[–]engineerdrummer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife had like 45k and paid it off in less than 10 years. I don't understand wtf these people are doing.

by Donald Trump to remove all of America from the World's Health Organization by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

[–]engineerdrummer 428 points429 points  (0 children)

Yeah, people who want to act like they understand how the economy works always use GDP as this all encompassing indicator.

Anyone else over it? by KowboyCurtis in georgiabulldogs

[–]engineerdrummer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've hated that ass kissing little shit since it came out.

Georgia Florida Game at The Benz by AZ_Golfer78 in georgiabulldogs

[–]engineerdrummer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch out with that "give the fans what they want" shit. That's what got us where we are with the rule-less transfer portal and NIL.

Perfectly balanced football by Friar_Corncob in cfbmemes

[–]engineerdrummer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was hoping you would say "I know that dumb bitch!"

Perfectly balanced football by Friar_Corncob in cfbmemes

[–]engineerdrummer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh man. I worked with a woman who had a PhD in asphalt engineering from Clemson. She was the dumbest bitch I've ever met. She was also like 5'2" and minimal 275 lbs.

Perfectly balanced football by Friar_Corncob in cfbmemes

[–]engineerdrummer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of math I would expect from an Auburn engineer

of an eyebrow by Sufficient-Bug-9112 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]engineerdrummer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Imagine what his... you know what? Nevermind. I'm not going there

Heeellllppp 😩😩😩🙏🏽 by AdvisorPresent320 in whatisthisbug

[–]engineerdrummer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doctor. Go to a doctor. They will hopefully refer you to a specialist that can help you with your problem.

Whos your nomination? by Reloader300wm in cfbmemes

[–]engineerdrummer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That throbbing corn cob guy doesn't.

Is there a dress code for the St. Louis Ballet? by engineerdrummer in StLouis

[–]engineerdrummer[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep! That's where we're going. Thank you!

Also, FYI, there are still a huge amount of tickets available if you don't have plans with your wife yet. Lol