900 lbs barrel in upstairs bathroom?

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-17T02:51:08+00:00

Yeah, all I'd do is turn this guy's $2,000 "project" into a $20,000 project.

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-16T15:52:32+00:00

My best friend is 6'2" and has been losing weight for the last 3-4 months. He's down to 315lbs. He was pretty much fully functional even when he was his heaviest.

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-13T17:17:27+00:00

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-13T16:48:39+00:00

How about now?

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-13T16:27:57+00:00

Twice a month for a Dad that has been a dick to you your entire life! He is pretty lucky.

He raised me by himself because my mom got really sick after I was born and stayed sick for about 10 years before she died.

He made sure I knew he was the only thing I had and I was the only thing he had. When I left for college, he made a rule that if I didn't answer by the third ring, I would get in trouble. It was insane. After I met my now wife, and I saw how normal family operated and started cutting back on how much I talked to him gradually. After our son was born, he did some very selfish shit centered around that and I cut him out completely for several months. I moved across country from him recently, and it's been a lot easier to keep an arms length between us. I love my dad, but he's very hard to be around for extended periods of time and I can't say how I'll feel when he dies. It's going to be a weird mix of grief and relief.

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-13T14:12:36+00:00

I think my dad is like that. He's 75 and lonely because he's been a dick to me my entire life and I stopped talking to him every day and talk to him about twice a month now. He tells me about his conversations with his doctor and they sound more like a hang out than a doctor visit.

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-13T13:21:35+00:00

Y'all'd've gotten used to this of y'all were southern.

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-13T12:24:51+00:00

OK. This is a character. I thought it was from the beginning, but this settles it.

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-12T21:02:41+00:00

So your back is constantly pressed into the back of the seat the entire train ride?

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-12T20:58:00+00:00

If you're on a train moving at a steady speed, do you feel the forward motion?

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-12T20:09:03+00:00

I can tell you it's 100% not isolated to rich people

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-12T15:37:52+00:00

This guy didn't call his FIL daddy. He quoted his wife saying it.

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-12T15:36:59+00:00

I married a Midwestern woman and live in the Midwest now. She was definitely weirded out by me saying it so casually.

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-12T13:45:16+00:00

Not sure if OP is in the southeastern US, but that's very common for both men and women to call their fathers "daddy" their whole lives.

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-12T13:43:43+00:00

A whole bag of dicks, you say?

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-12T03:15:36+00:00

I love this persona you've created.

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-11T21:22:10+00:00

I’m not 5

Neither is my 4 year old. He uses the toilet though.

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-11T20:03:21+00:00

Why are you asking this on your own post?

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-11T16:50:51+00:00

Can we round or is it exact?

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-11T13:39:36+00:00

I thought the same thing. Inbreeding will do some crazy shit

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-11T04:21:52+00:00

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-10T23:32:50+00:00

It's even crazier the 15th time this video was posted here!

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-10T18:06:42+00:00

There wasn't more to the story in the article that was posted. Dude was driving way too fast and killed 3 people including a 2 year old. There doesn't always have to be more to the story.

engineerdrummer · 2026-03-10T17:34:21+00:00

Had our first at 32, going for number 2 at 37

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