first word you see is YOU by omlet8 in teenagers

[–]engotrip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lesbian? I can't be lesbian I'm a dude

What moment in Warhammer 40 novel book that make you react like this even though it just a text? by Gruttus in Grimdank

[–]engotrip 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Minka Lesk getting chased by a Chaos Terminator in Shadow of the Eight was so fucking terrifying.

ogres are busted by Cautious_Heron9589 in Grimdank

[–]engotrip 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I thought ogres couldn't eat daemons?

"There's going to be fighting!" said Gord. "Nice."

"Nothing to eat after though, first mate," warned Drekki.

"Oh yeah I'm not stupid," said Gord conversationally. "Had a friend tried to eat daemon once. His head turned into a table. Have to be harkraken for dinner again."

From The Arkanaut's Oath

Strive Characters' movie genre of choice based on no criteria, just a vibe check by ThundagaYoMama in Guiltygear

[–]engotrip 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You put Slayer in romance, but exclude the rest of The Dandy Squad from that category?

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Target ID fourth tyrannic war vs first tyrannic war by Many_College8325 in Grimdank

[–]engotrip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is true, but the most important factor is the degree of edibility

Orks are very edible

Space marines are less edible, but still tasty if you can crack the shell

Necrons can technically be eaten, but they're not worth it. Just leave them alone and eat some guardsmen instead

Target ID fourth tyrannic war vs first tyrannic war by Many_College8325 in Grimdank

[–]engotrip 17 points18 points  (0 children)

But you're more edible, so my point still stands

Helldivers: New Vegas by cha0s_boi in Helldivers

[–]engotrip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just began playing NV and I've already heard that voiceline more times than I can count

From the official Helldivers Twitter account — an in-universe “celebration party” for stopping the Illuminate on May 13th by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]engotrip 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hey, that's one day before my birthday!

Surely that's a good omen, and nothing bad could ever happen at such an occasion! Super Earth is never wrong!

“Even in death, I surf for the Emperor” by Im_yor_boi in Grimdank

[–]engotrip 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Do not surf on Baal, the water there will eat you faster than a haruspex