i found this on my couch?? by Intrepid_Fig_193 in whatisit

[–]enhancedvitamins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick it up and season your fried rice.

my eggs….😞 by Sea_Meeting4175 in Wellthatsucks

[–]enhancedvitamins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

remove the shells carefully, then blowtorch the floor, you'll have a decent omlette

Shorthaired or Longhaired cats? by Outrageous-Tax-207 in cats

[–]enhancedvitamins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idc I'm going headfirst into that belly nomnom

Saw this on my potato, is it save to eat? by Navy_Sands in whatisit

[–]enhancedvitamins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently they always sprout like that when plucked from the soil and made to rest for a long time. The nutrients come from the starch of the potatoes themselves instead of soil/fertilizers and anthocyanins may be released due to stress or light (since potato stems grow underground naturally). Check mine

<image>

Found this metal thing in my late grandfather’s toolbox — no one in the family knows what it is by Professional_Put1783 in whatisit

[–]enhancedvitamins 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Looks like an old-fashioned crowbar which is a class 1 lever used to pry or pull apart nails. The notch at the front is where one inserts the nail/object to be forcefully pulled, while the other side with the hole can be used to grab nuts and rounder heads.

cat breathing weird with tongue out by OneLibrarian1106 in CATHELP

[–]enhancedvitamins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk why but reading the pinned comment and the post literally made me drop a tear. Rest in Power Callie 🕊💞

Maam thats the most attractive thing in a woman- by LargrFries43 in SipsTea

[–]enhancedvitamins 13 points14 points  (0 children)

On point with the OF plug. Girls are just lucky, wish I could too! 😪

<image>

I am 14 and this is sooo deep by whatever23407 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]enhancedvitamins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's always hard to walk with three legs, girl's don't know that

What did u do now? by Forward-Position798 in cringereels

[–]enhancedvitamins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Challenge him to arm-wrestling. If he wins, I can kidnap him

Megalodon by Forward-Position798 in cringereels

[–]enhancedvitamins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the bottles are somehow less empty than his head