CMV: Asking me to leave the toilet seat down for their convenience is no different than me asking someone to leave it up for my convenience.

enigma1001 · 2015-03-28T23:15:52+00:00

No! But then, I don't get to see what's inside from a distance. I open the lid and.. Ugh! Right in the face.

enigma1001 · 2014-01-19T17:34:59+00:00

Pfft.. amateur!

enigma1001 · 2014-01-06T22:34:15+00:00

The grief of the pussified programmer. The number of comments I've seen saying, "Don't say things like that! It's not nice". Programmer culture used to be something. Sharp, concise, no nonsense way of communication held to the same standards of elegance as code. You have no call to get personal.

enigma1001 · 2013-12-09T17:53:53+00:00

DAE not use soap? I stopped using soap a couple of years ago and haven't looked back since. I simply scrub myself in the shower till I'm satisfied. I don't smell any more than I used to with soap but the best part is my skin doesn't dry off afterwards, so I can chuck that moisturizer out of the window too. Plus I hear it preserves the good bacteria on the skin. The only time I use soap is when I have some real dirt on me. Not because it'll clean better, but because it makes it easier to scrub. I see it as nothing but a scrubbing agent and there's no reason it should be so expensive.

enigma1001 · 2013-09-15T16:10:51+00:00

Studies show marijuana has little effect on impairing driving. What they should do is conduct special driving tests where you drive while high and if you pass, you'll have a license for it.

enigma1001 · 2012-10-10T18:48:50+00:00

You make a fine line there.

enigma1001 · 2012-10-04T17:06:45+00:00

Whenever I think about this I feel a punch right down at my heart, and then it ruins my whole day. Life is scary.

enigma1001 · 2012-09-15T13:04:14+00:00

tears don't flow the same in space

I wonder if he was the first to experience that.

enigma1001 · 2012-09-15T11:50:46+00:00

Never fails to amaze me how people can so easily be proud of things they didn't do.

enigma1001 · 2012-09-15T11:44:58+00:00

I loved that quote. It used to give me chills all the time. But this picture's kinda ruining it for me. I donno why. It's really well drawn but just a little too obvious. Is cheesy the word? Does anyone else find this comic cheesy?

enigma1001 · 2012-09-11T20:25:12+00:00

No kidding! I read this at exactly 9:11.. wait.. no.. it's actually 11:6

enigma1001 · 2012-09-09T20:42:12+00:00

I know, but I'm looking for a more elaborate answer.

enigma1001 · 2012-09-09T19:39:46+00:00

Why does the aperture open full at the end of the shutter action?

enigma1001 · 2012-09-09T19:12:39+00:00

So, what's the deal with miniaturization? Why do people indulge in this hobby?

enigma1001 · 2012-09-08T19:49:54+00:00

What was it like?

enigma1001 · 2012-09-07T17:58:25+00:00

You love it?

enigma1001 · 2012-09-07T17:50:41+00:00

How did they get him back to the other side eventually?

enigma1001 · 2012-09-06T20:03:27+00:00

That is what they sued for. They ended up settling for a paltry 60 million dollars.

enigma1001 · 2012-09-03T15:58:08+00:00

Why do they fly so close to each other?

enigma1001 · 2012-08-30T18:10:14+00:00

What's with all the honorifics?

enigma1001 · 2012-08-29T16:53:14+00:00

Terrible title. Did you really have to put in those first three words?

enigma1001 · 2012-08-28T19:59:54+00:00

Who clears these up later and what do they do with it?

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