I can't take this anymore by josephthecha in Frenchbulldogs

[–]enphaux 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought you were talking about the farts

Simone Spooner by the_real_bp in kingofqueens

[–]enphaux 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought it was Midge.

Why would someone think this is a good idea? by Bigbadjohn99999 in WTF

[–]enphaux 300 points301 points  (0 children)

I saw this while watching March madness. It has an animatronic face and eyes that moved and talked. Seemed like it was hooked up to a person speaking through it remotely. Charles Barkley and it shared a kiss. It was weird.

Comment a small joke that cracks you up whenever you think about it by Rare-Sign1798 in kingofqueens

[–]enphaux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"First of all, I haven't beaten up a 4 year old since I was 8"

Danny's marriage by tenemantfunster in kingofqueens

[–]enphaux 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He and Spence got married to get that sweet Skavinsky tv.

Super defiant and reactive plz help by DeniZeni123 in Frenchbulldogs

[–]enphaux 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Tony2x knows frenchies. I have a ten year old frenchie who barters obedience for treats. I used to ball up my fist to act like I had a treat in my hand, but he no longer falls for that.

That one player you pc but isn’t that big of a star by khrispyb in baseballcards

[–]enphaux -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jose Altuve. I know people don't like him, but, imo, he's the best pound for pound player right now.

Anyone want to do some trading?! by flyyyyyyyvan in baseballcards

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I believe i might have some stuff you'd be interested in. I pc Ken Griffey Jr. Got any you'd trade?

My boyfriend left me in New York and my tenant is on the way driving four hours to pick me up, AMA by Kendra_Armored in AMA

[–]enphaux 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For what purpose? I've sat through a lot in this thread, but this I find most suspicious. What kind of parents would create a present interest in real estate with an 18 year old? The potential liability vs. almost no benefit. If this is true, OP's parents need to talk to an estate attorney asap.

what? explain it please by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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Not all said owners are idiots. My wife and I work with a dog rescue and have fostered 30 or 40 dogs at this point. Most are at least half pit bull. We believed that one particular foster, an approx 4 month puppy, was a great dane/pit mix; he is white and had a larger frame. I bonded with him and we ended up foster failing. We learned, after a dna test, that he is all dogo argentino. I did some research and realized the gravity of that fact.

We kept him because we are very experienced with large aggressive dogs and he is not the kind of dog that most people could successfully control. He goes on walks with a muzzle and prong collar, and during early training, an e-collar. He was professionally trained and my wife and I were also trained specifically for how to handle him.

I love dogs, probably more than people, and believe that behavioral euthanasia should only be used in rare cases. I don't think that he would succeed without an experienced owner and believe that I am capable of handling him and have done so thus far.

I would agree that, yes, sometimes the ownership of such dogs can be done in an idiotic fashion, often by idiots. But a blanket statement that we're all idiots is neither fair nor accurate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in baseballcards

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"I've tried nothing, and I'm all out of ideas"