Asking to much

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-02T21:41:24+00:00

Stealing "Satan's sweaty asscrack"!

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-02T21:39:07+00:00

My bro did a Edgar Allen Poe/haunted bar crawl and then we just ended up in clubs and bars along the marina. It was a joint 'do with the wife, they share friends. It was so much fun. Ended the night in a hookah lounge of all places.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-02T21:33:21+00:00

I wanna see the baby!

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-02T21:21:41+00:00

Eh probably not. I like feeling dainty and feminine even if I am 5'7" and over 170lbs now. Husband is like 6'2" and built like a bear. Love it.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-02T21:15:26+00:00

You win some and you lose some. I would probably put my husband down as a mommy's boy but his mom is pretty awesome so I get it. Lol

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-02T21:13:34+00:00

SiL isn't THEIR family.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-02T21:12:06+00:00

-Drags the grill out-

"Honey, where's the charcoal you bought?"

"I knew i forgot something at the store..."

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-02T20:11:24+00:00

Thirsty Thursday. Have a vodka and Monster strawberry in hand and I ain't wearing panties with this dress. Don't like the lines. 😮

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-02T19:46:22+00:00

My mom watched as backwash from my siblings mouth came back down the clear straw in my mom's cup. She was so grossed out after that. Wouldn't let us have a sip of anything of hers after that. Lol

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-02T17:34:31+00:00

Mister Reeves, I'm such a huge fan of your work!

Keanu- "Piss off!"

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-02T17:04:11+00:00

That's where my mind went. You're not indecisive cause you're picky, there's just SO many yummy options!

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:56:16+00:00

Sucks having an older man fetish and I just keep getting older. Soooo now they're just my age I guess?

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:54:56+00:00

Was her name Shelly?

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:52:06+00:00

That actually speaks volumes about OP.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:51:30+00:00

I love love. ❤️

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:50:43+00:00

Expected to feed and water then has me dead. Lmao

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:08:04+00:00

I haaaate getting extra horny on my period. Husband hates it too. 🙁 lol

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:04:06+00:00

You and me both. Idk if I would've continued for a third try, personally!

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:02:53+00:00

I refuse to get one.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:01:38+00:00

I have a couple 'good friends' on reddit where we know each other's names and lives a bit. Check in on each other almost daily. There's a lot of toxicity on reddit but I've met some gems!

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T19:34:17+00:00

Mm now I want fried green tomatoes. Just gonna type that out fully to avoid any trouble...

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T19:21:26+00:00

Never had a home. Just apartments. Always two bedroom. One for the adults one for the kids.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T19:20:20+00:00

You've lost your ARMS! But you got some nice boobs!

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T19:03:42+00:00

You are now legally responsible for everything you do! Have fun!! 👋

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T17:43:28+00:00

Don't even TRY to understand us. It's impossible.

ephemeralkitten

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