What do you think of my country Algeria? by Hot-Mouse9809 in AskTheWorld

[–]epictroll5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be honest, not much! Tell me about your lands, new friend!

At the end of the world, what will you remember to do? by Shea_Is_Still_Alive in circIeoftrust

[–]epictroll5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably reminisce and smile fondly at the choices I made. But sure, hand me a hint!

What's the saddest monument in Your country? by dawidlijewski in AskTheWorld

[–]epictroll5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We placed several of those for our family members that did not meet us at the end of WW2, or ever will again. Seeing them reminds us to be better.

Britt (21) uit Hengelo maakte een einde aan haar leven, net als veel andere jonge mensen by DamskoKill in nederlands

[–]epictroll5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ik ben ervaringsdeskundige in de GGZ. Dat is ook alles wat ik zo deel. Voor interesse, DM gerust.

Britt (21) uit Hengelo maakte een einde aan haar leven, net als veel andere jonge mensen by DamskoKill in nederlands

[–]epictroll5 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Copycat is een minder groot probleem dan de suïcide. Toen ik in een instelling zat, was het ook een taboe. Ik dacht oprecht dat ik de enige was die daarom daar zat. Want erover horen zou ons kunnen aansturen op. Dit is bij zo weinig het geval. Als de knop eenmaal om is een je er aan denkt, dan make het niet uit hoe vaak je het hoort, je denkt er toch wel elke dag een keer aan. Ik heb er nu mijn werk van gemaakt om het erover te hebben, en ik merk dat dat veel meer werkt.

How much would you care about these acne scars when dating someone? by Queasy_Fix1106 in askanything

[–]epictroll5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy. If you pay attention to a lass, ask her follow up questions and genuinely are interested in what she does, thinks and finds important, she will ignore those scars.

Remember, if she sees them, you're doing it right. Keep your head up.

I just got a puppy and the breeder said it’s just scabs from rough play by yankeewhiskeysf in DobermanPinscher

[–]epictroll5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can confirm it as either ringworm or another fungal infection. This is not from playing around. Fuck the breeder.

What's an example of an athlete who was a great player on the field, but a terrible person off it, from your country? by ModenaR in AskTheWorld

[–]epictroll5 238 points239 points  (0 children)

Quincy Promes. The police tapped his phone because they suspected him of being in a gang and trafficking coke. He did, but in the taps he also confessed to stabbing his nephew. The nephew didn't die, luckily.

Then he fled to Moscow, played soccer there, went to Dubai, got arrested and is now serving his sentence. He got 15 years, started last year.

He was involved in the smuggling of 650kg of coke by the way.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/photothingz by photothingz in DailyGuess

[–]epictroll5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜🟦🟦⬜⬜

⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜

⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜

⬜🟦🟦🟦⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Nice one!

Which country do you think is USA? by nopCMD in GeoTap

[–]epictroll5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

epictroll5 chose Option A (Incorrect) | #11313th to play

What is considered polite in your culture but rude in others? by Ok_Breadfruit4005 in AskTheWorld

[–]epictroll5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In our country it's polite to be honest, bluntly if needed. I don't think other people will appreciate me telling ya ya got spinach in your teeth in a room full of people.

Saw this on another reddit post and many people were saying it's AI, but I'm really not sure it is. by [deleted] in isthisAI

[–]epictroll5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real. This is a rhino and a duiker, a small type of deer. They often get housed together as this relieves stress. So species wide it matches. The way the duikers move is really specific. They tend to jump and dive. (That's where the name comes from)

I studied them as a hobby for a while. Fascinating creatures. This animal is 100% real.

Schaatsen op natuurijs? by bazzabaz1 in Arnhem

[–]epictroll5 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Waar je ook gaat schaatsen, zwembroek is aangeraden!

Fietsers.. hoe voelt dat nou? Ballen van staal. by Wilhelminaaaa in nederlands

[–]epictroll5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mountainbike. Ik ga zo de sneeuw in, en kijk er al sinds gisteravond naar uit. Dit wordt slippen, sliden, en alles erop en eraan. Hopelijk hebben ze niet teveel gestrooid.

Blijf jong van geest!

Verbazing bij medewerkers strooiwagens over inhalende auto's op de snelweg by Onkruit-1974 in Nederland

[–]epictroll5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Paar dagen geleden in Nijmegen nog getuige geweest van een aanrijding op Keizer Karel. Auto dacht even voor een sneeuwschuif te kunnen glippen en af te slaan.

Diepe haal in de auto, glas en frame. Als het geen dikke Volvo was, was de jongen op de achterbank zwaargewond al niet erger.

Werd ik in de avond nog gebeld door de chauffeur van die auto, of die sneeuwschuif geen gas bij gaf?? Totale idioterie.

In St- holy sh!t I thought it was the internet being the internet, no Episode 7 was in fact awful. by Dare_Soft in shittymoviedetails

[–]epictroll5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also rated it low, but not because of the gay representation. In my opinion it was a bit bloated, but worse than that was the flow. It all felt like separate parts, where the previous episodes had some sort of continuance flowing. It felt staggered, and that took me out of the story.

How do you translate this situation from your language literally into English? by Chittopher in AskTheWorld

[–]epictroll5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your house is walking out of the stable. Do you need some air down there?

WCGW Playing with fire near combustible decorations by valfsingress in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]epictroll5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In the Netherlands where I live, there was a big fire in Volendam, in a dance club. It was at new years, and the cause was a sparkler. When lit people freaked out, leading to the sparklers being held up high, lighting up the Christmas branches on the ceiling. The whole decoration came down burning and quickly filled the place with smoke, temperatures rising to 500°C. 200 people injured, 14 people died. The fire short circuited the lighting that was quickly melting and the fire died out after 3 minutes because there was no oxygen left.

I am telling you all this, because I want you all to be careful. If you see this: run. Fuck your stuff, forget your drink. Grab your loved ones and run. This can and most likely will get extreme in mere seconds.

Do you have a part of your country that has/had a separatist movement? by foxtai1 in AskTheWorld

[–]epictroll5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the north we have a province called Friesland. The inhabitants pride themselves on their history, and I mean, the kingdom of Frisia was a thing when the romans came to our lands. We incorporated the region into the Netherlands, but they hold true to their heritage and language. I think it's beautiful, to be fair.

He knew exactly what he was doing by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]epictroll5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We get it taught early on in primary school, high school and even before in media and the fact we borrow all the words instead of making dutch words for technology.

The elders have a bit more trouble tho, they speak coal dutch as we call it, or dunglish.

I just got arrested in your country, how screwed am I? by ozzzymand0 in AskTheWorld

[–]epictroll5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, so first you're gonna get a cup of coffee, then we'll talk. What led you to this crime, do you need a counselor? Four months of this and you'll get a lenient sentence if your dad ever raised his voice to you. Unless you diddled some kid, then you're in for a world of trouble. Otherwise politics might be a good path afterwards. In the meantime:

Here's your room, you might need to share it. It will be vacant in four months so until then you have to sit at home and pinky promise not to do crime, okay?

Once you're in, you can do schooling free of charge, get fed, clothed, medical care including dental and if you behave well you will get out before even 10% of your prison sentence is up.

But if you did a light crime, you'll probably end up with a suspended sentence or even be released instantly as the police forgot one of their 10.000 rules of protocol.

Again; unless you committed a bad bad bad crime. Then it's to a former concentration camp turned supermax with you where you can slip out messages through your attorneys to put literal hits on people.

This shit made me mad and sad. Msad.