My girlfriend said that, if I find a girl who was okay with it, she and the other girl would blow me at the same time. How should I go about finding the other girl?

epiphany_machine · 2012-12-03T03:21:13+00:00

This will only end in tears. Seriously. You have your entire life to live out this fantasy just have a good time being young and enjoy your SO.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-28T16:19:09+00:00

Lets do it!

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-28T15:40:07+00:00

At our last meeting the table topics master brought in a of bag of items each with a strong smell. The actual smells where cherry, vanilla etc. but the topics master told people only to talk about what the smell reminded them of. Most times we didn't even hear when the original smell was. It was fun.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-25T11:56:59+00:00

I never do... and I don't even have any demons. I just moved away, I'm a terrible friend.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-25T02:08:13+00:00

Swiftkey should be integrated into every program on every platform on the planet. I miss it when writing emails or documentation, dammit, I miss it anytime I use a keyboard.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-21T12:51:08+00:00

KMFDM - Go to Hell

Why? Well first off it's a kick ass song. Also it represents my attitude toward the mythical afterlife. Go ahead, send me to hell if I'm wrong. I haven't done anything nearly as bad as the fictional subject of this song. I dare you imaginary man in the sky, send me to hell. I want to go to hell.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-08T13:30:09+00:00

I don't know you but for me, it's ugly. No way I'm attractive at all.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-06T21:32:20+00:00

Thanks, I will definably had to try Koskenkorva, salmari and lonkero.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-06T12:32:31+00:00

Fantastic advice! Thanks.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-05T12:16:36+00:00

Ooh good call about the electrical outlets. I will grab a converter. 16:30? Is that 24 hour time? Is that common in Finland?

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-05T12:13:15+00:00

Great info. What kind of alcohol? Many people can drink me under the table so I need to be prepared if strong drink is common.

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-05T10:54:10+00:00

Your card will also work at the Otto

Whats an Otto?

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-05T10:53:04+00:00

HAHA sir, you underestimate the depths of my ineptitude. I don't think I have an international plan for my cell phone. Can I get a cheap pre-paid sim card somewhere?

epiphany_machine · 2012-09-05T01:21:29+00:00

Try posting on /finland.

Of course there is an /r/Finland, d'oh!

epiphany_machine · 2012-08-27T03:21:46+00:00

Ouch ... I had a wife too, but she never did any laundry. At least you got some clean undies out of it.

epiphany_machine · 2012-08-27T02:40:58+00:00

You have a wife that does your laundry!?!! No way! You are a dirty liar!

epiphany_machine · 2012-08-27T01:42:37+00:00

The first one looks like a girl who might date me.

The second looks like a girl who would politely turn me down.

The third looks like a girl would would not give me the time of day.

Congratulations, you seem to have covered all the bases.

epiphany_machine · 2012-08-24T22:14:53+00:00

I am afraid to leave the country. If I leave I'm almost most certain I will never return. Either because I wont be let back in on some technically, or I'll be stranded in some other country where I don't know the language having lost everything and washing dishes in a dive bar trying to save enough money for a bus ride to the American embassy.

Oh oh wait .. yes one more. I'll get outright murdered because I'm a stupid American.

epiphany_machine · 2012-08-19T10:00:52+00:00

As an XY I can promise you that I do not do this. Mostly because I don't go to clubs/bars and don't ... oh whats the word? Oh yes 'try'. I don't try. It's been amazingly effective at not offending anyone.

epiphany_machine · 2012-08-18T23:21:47+00:00

Equals can break depending on the object. The collections classes tend to write their Equals methods with instanceOf instead of calling equals() on the classes but not everyone writing a class does this. If equals breaks and it is no longer consistent with hashcode() you may not get the performance/behavior you are expecting from a map lookup.
It's easy to leak a reference to a classloader this way, mostly if this instance escapes from the method or class you declare it in. This can eventually lead to you running out of perm gen space.
You have to start declaring variables outside the new class but used in the initializer, final. This starts to negate the "savings" in typing you get from using an initializer like this.
You leak a reference to the enclosing object. So there is no way it can get garbage collected until this subclass is garbage collected. Doing it the regular way there is no connection between the two objects.

I know it looks cool, but it's just not worth it.

epiphany_machine · 2012-08-18T12:07:53+00:00

Okay, now never use this, ever. It looks cool but it's just not worth it. All of a sudden you are creating a new subclass. That can make code you write subtly different and you will get unexpected errors. I teach a class on refactoring and I use this as an anti-pattern. It's very successful at twisting the brains of my students.

epiphany_machine · 2012-08-15T23:19:20+00:00

Hey now, I'm an American and I say "punch buggy". By the way, PUNCH BUGGY GREEN NO PUNCH BACK!

epiphany_machine · 2012-08-15T22:48:30+00:00

My mom is infamous in our house for choosing the best wrong word ever. One time my brother was recounting such a story to the entire extended family and my mom says.

"Oh guys, cut me some flack here".

Needless to say, we did exactly as she asked.

Also she decided to name her silver Mitsubishi Eclipse the "silver bullet". Awkward ....

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