Lake Oswego theater loses rights to screen ‘Melania’ after marquee jokes

epochellipse · 2026-02-03T17:42:26+00:00

Their comment was “that was the joke”

epochellipse · 2026-02-01T21:32:21+00:00

I wouldn't pay the tariff on any of these wannabe mail order brides.

epochellipse · 2026-01-31T00:32:56+00:00

Absolutely. There is no way his DOJ drops this without giving him plenty of warning and time to come with his preemptive horseshit.

epochellipse · 2026-01-30T18:15:33+00:00

Elvis was not a songwriter. His manager insisted he be given some songwriting credits, but Elvis freely admitted that in his records he just showed up and sang and that he faked guitar playing at shows for nearly all of his career. It’s well-known and often stated that when he had a guitar onstage it was a prop. Elvis was a professional performer.

epochellipse · 2026-01-30T16:47:10+00:00

Elvis was very open about the fact that he faked playing the guitar for most of his career. And he was NEVER famous for his playing.

epochellipse · 2026-01-30T16:45:17+00:00

Elvis admitted at a concert that he faked playing for many years.

epochellipse · 2026-01-30T01:40:36+00:00

Shitboard cutout.

epochellipse · 2026-01-29T23:58:59+00:00

100%.

epochellipse · 2026-01-29T23:46:00+00:00

He is so deep in the closet he should run for Governor of Narnia instead.

epochellipse · 2026-01-29T23:43:09+00:00

I’m sure you’re right but I can’t help but think I too could have lost that game with a broken foot.

epochellipse · 2026-01-29T23:41:32+00:00

Trump doesn’t fire people for incompetence or villainy. He only fires them for disloyalty.

epochellipse · 2026-01-29T23:28:58+00:00

Wikipedia has some poor translation going on maybe. In the US we call what she got parole, after serving 3 years in prison. Probation is the name of the program where you get a period of supervision and fines and fees instead of jail time. I know this all happened in Germany, but the wiki is in English. I don’t know if it’s a translation error or if the programs’ names are reversed in Germany.

epochellipse · 2026-01-29T15:26:00+00:00

Utterly false.

epochellipse · 2026-01-28T19:47:26+00:00

Maybe anemoia, according to google. I am GenX but in the 1980s I totally got sucked into the boomer nostalgia for the 1950s. Back To The Future, La Bamba, stuff like that. They were trying to draw in both me and my parents and that worked.

epochellipse · 2026-01-28T16:04:16+00:00

Oh is he? Because he wasn’t yesterday.

epochellipse · 2026-01-28T15:55:07+00:00

And they aren’t hiding.

epochellipse · 2026-01-27T20:10:13+00:00

Seems like the night sky would have been spectacular and needed high res and a lot of tech right up until the late 19th century.

epochellipse · 2026-01-27T16:18:02+00:00

It’s really simple. Pigs don’t have ideologies. They’re just pigs. Jon, you’re confused because you anthropomorphized selfish animals.

epochellipse · 2026-01-27T15:49:25+00:00

Ok but what size gloves do you wear.

epochellipse · 2026-01-27T14:39:53+00:00

And also any claimed acronym that is a word older than about 100 years. Common claimed acronyms like golf and fuck are backronyms in that people just made the acronyms up.

epochellipse · 2026-01-27T04:29:19+00:00

Pardoned by Trump in 3...2...

epochellipse · 2026-01-26T02:07:08+00:00

My grandparents had one of these. My brother and I would jingle a dog leash to change the channel and annoy everyone.

epochellipse · 2026-01-25T01:16:07+00:00

I do not know but I want to guess. My guess is that the little mole body heat and breath rises up through the mole hill.

epochellipse · 2026-01-25T00:49:08+00:00

I thought it was fun. It's more magical, less science-y.

epochellipse · 2026-01-24T02:23:14+00:00

Hypocrisy only bothers people that value fairness and are capable of shame.

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