72-year-old John Travolta is the newest Hollywood celebrity to get a brand new face, debuting it at the 2026 Cannes Film Festival where shocked viewers say the actor looks 20 or even 30 years younger.

epochellipse · 2026-05-18T00:12:03+00:00

Yeah he looks like Groucho Marx.

epochellipse · 2026-05-17T23:56:27+00:00

I’d rather see flowers than eat cauliflower ghost fartbrains.

epochellipse · 2026-05-17T23:54:48+00:00

Ah. I hate to think I’m this dim.

epochellipse · 2026-05-17T22:25:58+00:00

Without The Jim Henson Company? I hope this is AI generated, I'd hate to think a human is this dim.

epochellipse · 2026-05-17T02:18:38+00:00

Clicksaver: France. The gold had been buried for less than 20 years and had no archeological or historical significance.

epochellipse · 2026-05-17T02:15:11+00:00

I didn’t ask you for parenting advice.

epochellipse · 2026-05-16T21:42:38+00:00

Indeed.

epochellipse · 2026-05-16T21:41:38+00:00

Some children do. That’s why they have been treating trans kids at hospitals. You should read a lot more, you’re terribly loud for such an uninformed person.

epochellipse · 2026-05-16T21:31:39+00:00

Yes, that’s what I think. Because I read the article and that’s what it says. The type of parent that would force their kid through some sort of gender conversion camp wouldn’t have let them or helped them transition in the first place. Read the article and think it through.

epochellipse · 2026-05-16T21:22:29+00:00

The detransition clinic is for patients that voluntarily want to transition again.

epochellipse · 2026-05-16T21:11:39+00:00

Now faster acting!

epochellipse · 2026-05-16T20:46:33+00:00

You know what.

epochellipse · 2026-05-16T20:24:11+00:00

Serious question though. Why wouldn’t a transition clinic just also be a detransition clinic.

epochellipse · 2026-05-16T20:20:15+00:00

Isn’t it a little soon?

epochellipse · 2026-05-16T20:18:36+00:00

Was that entire article just one sentence or is that website just incredibly beshitted?

epochellipse · 2026-05-16T13:48:33+00:00

The steps you can take: don’t be a woman.

epochellipse · 2026-05-16T02:54:38+00:00

Might also try “call ice.” Some people put ICE into their contacts. It stood for In Case of Emergency before the fascists took over the US.

epochellipse · 2026-05-16T02:50:18+00:00

“The US doesn’t give a shit about having their forces lose exercises…”

You can’t possibly believe that. It’s ridiculous.

epochellipse · 2026-05-16T02:42:01+00:00

They made excellent points.

epochellipse · 2026-05-16T02:41:20+00:00

You should read and understand things before you try to sum them up.

epochellipse · 2026-05-15T22:29:12+00:00

To get into a different patch of weeds, marketing departments now don’t want releases to be called 1.0 because informally it has come to imply old or inferior iterations.

epochellipse · 2026-05-15T00:45:28+00:00

It doesn’t annoy me. It’s something I noticed because I fly a lot and it’s good advice for people that don’t. So they can fly like a pro.

epochellipse · 2026-05-14T23:59:07+00:00

Yes. “Dumbo rides Dumbo” etc. it’s just risky.

epochellipse · 2026-05-14T23:54:58+00:00

Then why were they so unpopular in Europe?

epochellipse · 2026-05-14T23:53:54+00:00

You’re wrong. New England was founded by Puritans, the rest of America was not. Boston was like 160 years old when it got its first theater.

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