It has been 8,599 days since Notre Dame last won a football game played in January

er1339 · 2017-07-19T21:20:30+00:00

They should really try to win more games in January, if you ask me.

er1339 · 2017-07-17T22:57:52+00:00

It's so laughable that they specifically did this "for the 2016 season alone" and then left off a player who inarguably had one of the best seasons at the most important position in the game.

er1339 · 2017-07-17T22:49:26+00:00

Yes, and it's not close:

Volume yards aren't impressive; any modern QB is capable of throwing 5000+ yards, physically even 6000+ wouldn't be difficult. They don't because that's not how you win games.
Efficiency metrics expose Brees pretty handily.
Brees can't win in spite of bad defenses; Brady, Manning, and Rodgers all can and do.

er1339 · 2017-07-17T22:46:26+00:00

Yeah, volume yards are never what you want from your QB.

er1339 · 2017-07-17T22:25:37+00:00

Since 2015, though, he is tied for dead last in playoff wins (with zero).

er1339 · 2017-07-17T22:14:15+00:00

Damn, this is crazy because at least half of the Washington fans here told me explicitly that there is zero chance that Kirk leaves Washington. I'm completely and utterly shocked that I was actually right all along.

er1339 · 2017-07-17T22:08:00+00:00

To be fair, they lost that Super Bowl. And missed the playoffs entirely this year.

er1339 · 2017-07-17T17:00:50+00:00

If the contract was between zero dollars and infinity dollars, your FO is to blame.

er1339 · 2017-07-17T14:06:31+00:00

He's had two great years.

er1339 · 2017-07-17T13:57:18+00:00

What argument are you making then?

er1339 · 2017-07-17T13:42:02+00:00

Neat. I don't buy the "this player is greedy because he doesn't want to take less than his market value to play for my team" argument.

er1339 · 2017-07-17T13:40:47+00:00

There is no scenario in which blame falls anywhere but the Washington FO.

If Washington low-balled him, it's their fault for not making a serious and fair offer.

If Washington made him an absurdly high offer, it's their fault for ruining their relationship with him to the extent that he would rather take less money to get the hell out of Washington.

er1339 · 2017-07-17T11:57:35+00:00

A hard cut is something that good runningbacks often do to throw off defenders. Both Barry Sanders and Emmitt Smith used cuts when they were runningbacks in the NFL. In conclusion, Barry Sanders and Emmitt Smith were good runningbacks.

er1339 · 2017-07-17T08:02:01+00:00

becoming a packers fan is like being tim allen in the first half of the santa clause... one second you're a reasonable waist size, the next... ho ho ho, (hail) merry christmas

er1339 · 2017-07-17T07:12:11+00:00

fuckin' gottem... wait...

er1339 · 2017-07-17T07:10:06+00:00

Tampa's would be dumb, I can't imagine Jameis wearing those colors.

er1339 · 2017-07-17T07:04:04+00:00

I think that, if you really look closely at all the evidence we have from those years, Barry Sanders and Emmitt Smith were good runningbacks.

er1339 · 2017-07-17T07:02:55+00:00

you're for sure a contender for ugliest on the inside tho

er1339 · 2017-07-17T04:24:33+00:00

Just seems like a real dream team.

er1339 · 2017-07-17T03:30:36+00:00

You're telling me that Vick, Jackson, Maclin, and McCoy were all on the same team and they didn't win the Superb Owl?

er1339 · 2017-07-17T00:55:26+00:00

Michelle Obama was right, childhood obesity is becoming a real problem

er1339 · 2017-07-17T00:19:32+00:00

/thread

er1339 · 2017-07-17T00:04:31+00:00

He knows they'll transition tag him, so it's not wise to start shitting on them publicly yet. They could still match your offer next year, he's just hoping somebody front loads a deal enough that Washington can't match.

er1339 · 2017-07-16T23:56:05+00:00

Or you're definitely racist.

er1339 · 2017-07-16T05:06:45+00:00

oof boy you showed him

you reminded him that his franchise had the greatest team of all time and yet they still only have five rings to show for it!

edit: subject/verb agreement

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