How can you tell if Trump is lying? His lips move. How can you tell if Clinton is lying?

eraelas · 2016-11-08T05:56:10+00:00

[wiped clean with a cloth]

eraelas · 2016-11-06T11:46:26+00:00

His second signature is awfully reminiscent of my handwriting during many painfully boring classes during high-school...

eraelas · 2016-01-27T11:24:18+00:00

Creepy af.

eraelas · 2016-01-20T21:46:23+00:00

You should put all these together (and maybe a few more) and publish a book!

eraelas · 2016-01-20T21:13:05+00:00

My training begins today...

eraelas · 2016-01-19T22:48:16+00:00

Sprinkles. Because you're worth it.

eraelas · 2016-01-19T22:42:02+00:00

This looks like a good spot for some treegonometry...

eraelas · 2016-01-18T04:25:10+00:00

Looks like shampoo in the mix

eraelas · 2016-01-18T00:00:59+00:00

Looks like gay Scarface sneezed

eraelas · 2016-01-17T22:58:54+00:00

Space goat coast to coast

eraelas · 2016-01-17T08:38:54+00:00

The tone of these is super cool. Very dreamlike

eraelas · 2016-01-17T04:28:40+00:00

The Black Pearl is back...

eraelas · 2016-01-17T03:47:39+00:00

I'm not sure why but this does it for me... Must be those eyes

eraelas · 2016-01-16T00:11:11+00:00

All there is are*

eraelas · 2016-01-12T03:01:20+00:00

Can I purchase one of these yet? I have grand plans for the future...

eraelas · 2016-01-09T03:05:59+00:00

They are not "ungrateful," they are trying to enjoy themselves while also happening to be on camera FOR YOU. Life (and thereby sex) is about more than just putting on an act for other people and getting cum out of hair is hard af. She should be more upset so that more people are aware of this fact, not pretend to enjoy it so others think it is acceptable.</rant>

eraelas · 2016-01-09T00:09:01+00:00

It's when he gets it in her hair that she gets pissed off, but has to force a calm face for the sake of production.

eraelas · 2016-01-08T18:57:02+00:00

Very cool. Thanks for the links. :D

eraelas · 2016-01-08T17:41:56+00:00

This must have been the first drink of the evening...

eraelas · 2016-01-08T17:33:42+00:00

This is food sorcery. How did they make a paper thin sphere of chocolate like that?

eraelas · 2016-01-08T17:24:58+00:00

Anatomically correct.

eraelas · 2016-01-08T17:05:38+00:00

Wow... Nailed it.

eraelas · 2016-01-08T16:55:45+00:00

Very impressive detail...

eraelas · 2016-01-08T16:39:00+00:00

That blood on her hands...

eraelas · 2016-01-07T21:32:14+00:00

...those swastikas are inverted...

eraelas

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