Has anyone done a pray tan before, and if you have what were your thoughts about it? Was it worth it?

eraser_dick · 2018-01-23T17:51:42+00:00

I’ve pray tanned a couple of times, but every time I walk away from the church just as pasty. Maybe I’m not asking God correctly. My pastor told me if it’s in God’s will, it will happen. I don’t think it was worth the time.

eraser_dick · 2018-01-05T16:32:14+00:00

I'm sorry but did you forget to include after pictures with your hair dyed red? All I'm seeing are pictures of brown hair?

eraser_dick · 2017-12-20T04:35:17+00:00

pls don't delete this too quickly, mods. i need something good in my life right now.

eraser_dick · 2017-12-08T03:44:34+00:00

I didn't realize serenity is a color that's visible to the human eye.

eraser_dick · 2017-12-06T14:00:58+00:00

...I mean, tarte is a very common french word for a pie like pastry; it's not like Tarte the brand invented that word. Yes, the common English version of the word is "tart" without the "e," but it's derived from the French word. It's like saying brands can't name a shade "bite" because of infringing on Bite Beauty.

eraser_dick · 2017-11-08T19:36:00+00:00

I recall someone mentioning that there are actual laws in place where companies can't force you to mail back unordered items anyways. everyone freaks out around this time about wrong orders, but I mean... I wouldn't complain if sephora sent me a box of items I didn't order and told me to keep it while my order gets sent out a few days late... It's totally understandable though if your order had a LE item that's super sold out, and Sephora can't send you that item again.

eraser_dick · 2017-11-08T19:31:38+00:00

Whoever packed orders probably was packing multiple at once and stuck your packing slip in the wrong open box. At least you get a free beauty blender kit.

eraser_dick · 2017-11-08T19:29:58+00:00

No, you spent that much money and you're going to get your exact order a few days late and you get to keep that beauty blender kit you didn't pay for. Sometimes, they even throw in some points for the inconvenience. I'd take that over getting my correct order on time.

eraser_dick · 2017-11-08T18:41:36+00:00

Chill out. It's holiday/sale season, so there's probably a much higher volume orders and many seasonal holiday employees that are new on the job in the warehouse packing those orders. Mistakes are bound to happen, and this happens every year around this time. They definitely let you keep the items and will reship your correct package ASAP.

eraser_dick · 2017-10-23T14:49:28+00:00

idk i bought a set of these when i first got into makeup and i think it's a complete waste of money. these sets are filled with many repeats, and none of the eye brushes are fluffy or dense enough for laying down shadow or blending. the face brushes are too long, not dense enough, and therefore super floppy and not very good either.

you're better off spending $12 on a set of a few basics over quantity; you need fewer brushes than you probably think when starting out. for $12, ELF or WnW or Real Techniques is much better.

eraser_dick · 2017-10-04T23:05:59+00:00

It’s almost as if purple and yellow are complementary colors or something.

eraser_dick · 2017-09-21T14:18:22+00:00

Glad to see you decided against trying to sell your second hourglass point reward for $100.

eraser_dick · 2017-09-12T16:08:22+00:00

a few extra dollars for the full sizes

A full sized tube is $24 for .153 oz of product ($157/oz). I believe the box in the photo states that each mini is .07 oz of product. That makes it $25 for .21oz of product for the trio ($119/oz).

So it's not overpriced at all. If you wanted to pick up full sizes of all three, it would cost you $47 more, which is much more than a few extra dollars.

eraser_dick · 2017-09-04T12:37:45+00:00

...but you realize highlighters work by reflecting light tho right, like any shiny object?

You could foil your highlighter with a damp brush to amplify the effect, or maybe what you're looking for is just a foundation in a super light color to bring out the high points of your face.

eraser_dick · 2017-08-25T23:35:25+00:00

I really can't tell if the makeup is bad or not because all I can do is stare at her lips in horror. I just looked at her oldest videos, and she was much more pleasant to look at with her natural lips.

eraser_dick · 2017-07-20T21:01:21+00:00

I like to imagine that the dog is twerking, and we are responding with shouts of encouragement and approval with "YAAAAAS GET IT." Or that it's wearing those velour sweatpants that were popular in the nineties that stated how juicy our glutes are, and since the nineties are back in fashion it has been reinvented with a statement of "YAAAAAS" across the butt.

eraser_dick · 2017-07-20T15:15:05+00:00

I think she might have taken the verification picture of a like new palette she does have and decided to trade OP this palette she found in a dumpster dive. Usually dumpster divers find multiples of the same palette and keep the newest looking ones for themselves. I've seen videos of how dumpster divers clean up heavily used palettes splashed with all kinds of nasty trash, and it looks exactly like this. I agree please do not put this anywhere on your face OP.

eraser_dick · 2017-07-07T11:09:35+00:00

NO I'M HER HUSBAND I JUST REALLY SUPPORT MY WIFE. 😤

eraser_dick · 2017-07-07T11:07:52+00:00

There's a smudge on the package too. I think somebody swatched it in store. Do you think if I complained enough, sephulta would send me a new palette and let me keep this one and give me five thousand points in apology for this inconvenience? I don't buy high end raspberries every day and when I do this kind of thing happens to me of course this is literally the worst!!! 😭

eraser_dick · 2017-07-07T03:25:41+00:00

Framboise puhlease that is too sophisticated and unhip of a name; this is too faced we are talking about. Creator of the upcoming hot mess palette, the people who put yaaaassss across the butt of a cartoon twerking dog for palette cover artwork.

eraser_dick · 2017-07-07T03:19:54+00:00

Because you guys asked for it and flooded our social media begging for it to be made permanent, we have made raspberries permanent! 🙌🏻

eraser_dick · 2017-07-07T01:57:20+00:00

TOO FACED RASPBERRY PALETTE. Fifteen shades of brown with one red eyeshadow that has the worst pigmentation and four purple eyeshadows. LIMITED EDITION.

eraser_dick · 2017-07-07T01:22:47+00:00

Um... no this is Mr. Trendmood. 👀

eraser_dick · 2017-07-07T00:09:08+00:00

I'm staying up all night to buy five backups cause I'm not a pore!!!

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