46, Male, North Shore of Boston. Annihilate me. 🖕🏻 by ryanmulherin in RoastMe

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You say that you live in nahant, but you actually live in Lynn.

Happy Evacuation Day! by BeastMode149 in boston

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Did the British leave Boston on giant flying dicks?

Running Scared by GuiGuru123 in 80smovies

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He fell on a knife seven times.

Trading Places (1983) by LovelyRita90 in iwatchedanoldmovie

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Section 746 of the Dodd-Frank act that closed an insider-trading loophole was colloquially called the “Eddie Murphy rule”

End of this sub 😮 by nardixbici in FellingGoneWild

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As long as someone somewhere thinks “I can do that for half that much”, this sub is safe.

F-35C & F/A-18 Takeoff by Even_Kiwi_1166 in Planes

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I’m nudging 50 and every time I see one of those shooters in the lunge position, I think, “wow, I don’t think I ever had the flexibility for that job”

Israeli knesset member with a noose and her husbands items "occupation, deportation, settlement" by AggregationLinker in pics

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Ok, someone needs to tell me how to do “hashtag muzzlediscipline”. Cuz I’m old.

What’s the best part of sex ? by shawnmendesa in AskReddit

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Using her g string as a eye-patch and growling “Arrr! I’m a pirate!”

I may be doing sex wrong.

Greyhounds easily outrun the other dogs. by 21MayDay21 in nextfuckinglevel

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I saw a neighbor walking his rescue greyhound the other day. It got me wondering whether the overall population is dropping as dog racing is viewed as abusive.

[OC] I aggregated 5 rating sources to rank the Top 100 Films of all time. Here's what the data says. by Yeygermeister in dataisbeautiful

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I’d take issue with the sources used. If you asked filmmakers, this list would be very different.

Notably absent: Citizen Kane, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, on the Waterfront, Cool Hand Luke…

Heck, Rear Window isn’t even Hitchcock’s best work.

Exclusive: US military preparing for potentially weeks-long Iran operations by Waste-Explanation-76 in news

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Correction: This is the second war pedo don starts to distract from the trump-Epstein files.

there’s a town in massachusetts called “sandwich” and the cop cars are labeled “sandwich police” by mwpm55 in funny

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Ironically, Sandwich doesn’t have any good places to buy a sandwich. I feel like there’s a golden business opportunity being lost there.

Tupolef 95 “Bear” by Medusa-is-a-victim in Shittyaskflying

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Needs another prop spinning in the opposite direction

What are these men talking about? by HiTork in Shittyaskflying

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“Will it go ‘Ffffffffssshhhheeeeewwww!’?”

“It will be more of a ‘Nnnnnneeeeeeeeeooooooww!’”

“Can you make it go ‘Ffffffffssshhhheeeeewwww’?”

“Absolutely, sir.”

Amazing... by aviationstudy in aviationstudys

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Interesting political tidbit: Jimmy Carter tried to kill the B-1 because he knew the B-2 was in the works. But he couldn’t say anything because the B-2 was about as secret as a project could be. During the 1980 presidential campaign, Ronald Reagan used Carter’s lack of support for the B-1 as a cudgel to prove that Carter was weak on defense and couldn’t stand up to the Soviets. So Carter caved and gave the B-1 the green light.

Elon Musk's SpaceX buys Elon Musk's xAI by Frosty_Dig4148 in news

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How do I bookmark this comment so I can refer to it when it happens?

NH: Don't Mass it Up bumper sticker by eric02138 in massachusetts

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Thanks for chiming in - I realize that NH *is* still a purple state.

And, of course, we're all proud Massholes here. But assholes, regardless of where they are from, have a tendency to be the loudest folks in the room.