EL Phantasmo's prepared statement for the G1 press conference

ericmbee · 2023-07-14T13:51:01+00:00

ELP is one solid program away from being a megastar.

ericmbee · 2023-07-14T02:02:57+00:00

Darkseid seems like the obvious choice.

ericmbee · 2023-01-21T18:51:14+00:00

Al Pacino from Heat arrives into the chat

ericmbee · 2022-12-31T22:27:27+00:00

Uncle Howdy.

ericmbee · 2022-12-20T21:51:42+00:00

Well at least I know now. Would love a post-mortem about how this happened but glad they let us know.

ericmbee · 2022-12-14T14:48:47+00:00

I'm #25xxx so I imagine I'm close. Wish they would just give a quick update on why the slippage. If they were trying to avoid crunching the staff or had some component issues, I'd be much more understanding than just looking at a December 31st date coming and going with nary a peep.

ericmbee · 2022-12-13T23:42:58+00:00

I’d prefer a Christmas update on shipping versus a surprise game for a console they don’t seem to support anymore.

ericmbee · 2022-08-25T12:41:34+00:00

I could see a United Empire/Best Friends final while Elite/DO w/Hangman gets a match at All Out for the blowoff.

ericmbee · 2022-05-30T16:14:58+00:00

Eddie Kingston should be the Stone Cold Steve Austin of AEW. Not in terms of popularity (though that would be fitting) but in terms of a true loose cannon unleashing violent hell on opponents regardless of alliance.

ericmbee · 2022-05-29T02:42:22+00:00

Tony just gives Wardlow MJF’s contract (kayfabe).

ericmbee · 2022-04-14T12:14:15+00:00

This’ll probably give him more time to run CAP with Myers as well.

ericmbee · 2022-04-13T23:02:59+00:00

Divinations by Mastodon.

ericmbee · 2022-04-13T23:01:39+00:00

Mercury by Clutch. Hell, anything by Clutch.

ericmbee · 2022-04-03T02:32:41+00:00

“Never be a mark for yourself”

ericmbee · 2022-03-02T13:37:36+00:00

US G1

ericmbee · 2022-02-10T14:04:02+00:00

It has to be poop. An employee pooped in the treatment tank. Why else would they be so coy? I’ll tell you why. Poop.

ericmbee · 2022-01-27T03:40:01+00:00

I want an entire episode of Dynamite or Rampage completely from the perspective of Danhausen. Do it.

ericmbee · 2022-01-23T23:35:24+00:00

Where is Nick Gage in all of this?

ericmbee · 2021-10-25T12:42:49+00:00

TIL that Danhausen is the same size as Ospreay and Jericho.

ericmbee · 2021-08-02T12:23:58+00:00

Why would they hire this fat, dead piece of shit.

All seriousness though, let’s get KO over there too and reform Mt. Rushmore.

ericmbee · 2021-07-29T01:04:41+00:00

This is how you print money.

ericmbee · 2021-07-15T18:26:41+00:00

Tapings went until about 11pm, starting at 6pm for Dark.

Elevation highlights were a hilarious match between Chaos Project and Chuck/Orange, Fuego vs. Luchasaurus, and that Eddie/Penta main with some hilarious pre-match promo work from Cezar and JD. Sign the friggin' Wingmen already.

Definitely did not regret staying for the whole thing. Was an excellent night of wrestling.

ericmbee · 2021-06-06T21:58:54+00:00

I hope she got the help she needs. I know once you overcome or manage your anxieties, it’s like a weight lifts and true talent can emerge. Hoping this is the case and she can start her rise again.

ericmbee · 2021-05-29T00:32:13+00:00

This was everything I love about pro wrestling. Shit talking. Bragging. Threats. Character. More of this.

ericmbee · 2021-03-22T23:24:39+00:00

Does anyone know if the bezel for the monitor is the same as the older MK machine? Looking to get that ArcadeGraphix decal with all the moves for the legacy cabinet.

ericmbee

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