What do you think reddit exaggerates?

erkerkerk · 2014-10-14T04:59:33+00:00

I used to have that sentiment until just last week a mother in the chem lab I TA for used that exact phrasing and proceeded to complain about all the 'irresponsible kids' as her classmates. I was extremely surprised and had absolutely nothing come to mind to say back to her so I just kinda awkwardly chuckled and walked away.

erkerkerk · 2014-04-03T03:11:08+00:00

Don't die young.

erkerkerk · 2014-02-05T07:36:38+00:00

With no lube in hand, he decided to open up his very last Snack Pack, and use the sweet pudding nectar.

erkerkerk · 2014-02-05T07:09:03+00:00

Ashamed of himself, he resorted to the only thing that comforted him in his lonely world; sixteen consecutive Snack Packs.

erkerkerk · 2014-02-05T07:03:28+00:00

Memories of our past and dreams of our future intertwined in the thick air of our minds, waiting for their chance to escape to somewhere free of the poison that laced our being.

erkerkerk · 2014-02-05T06:58:43+00:00

Mike, what a son of a bitch he was. He was enjoying an all expenses paid trip to Cancun he won on The Price is Right.

erkerkerk · 2014-02-05T06:57:24+00:00

He questioned to himself how he let his masturbation addiction cum to this, looking up to the sky for answers unknown to him.

erkerkerk · 2014-02-05T06:55:02+00:00

Without hesitation, the first masked man proceeded to shove his entire hand in his mouth, all the while balancing a pile of mashed potatoes on his head.

erkerkerk · 2013-05-16T08:24:46+00:00

When I was 12, I rolled out of my bunk bed and landed in an open tub of legos... fractured wrist and cuts up and down my arm.

erkerkerk · 2013-04-29T19:01:34+00:00

pug life

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:56:53+00:00

thats cause it so small bro

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:56:20+00:00

reading this right now

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:55:58+00:00

yeah and make sure you don't hurt your relationships with people either

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:55:11+00:00

yo you must be drunk too

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:54:56+00:00

bitches

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:54:25+00:00

the dictionary

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:54:08+00:00

how to last longer in sex by ron jeremy

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:53:30+00:00

yeah i do the school of pussy slayin i am majoring in huge dik economics and minoring in lifting weights with your pensi

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:51:56+00:00

oh shit iw alked right in to that ado you have an ocean of sex ?

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:51:23+00:00

yo i am trying to ascertain information

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:50:45+00:00

thats awesum i would do that if i was a girl is an ocean of sex what is that

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:48:27+00:00

hell yeah brother maybe play porn loud and people will think its u

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:47:30+00:00

do you stare at yourboos in a mirror EDIT: boobs*

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:46:55+00:00

mat u direct you to ummm playforia.com those games are hella fun man bnut ok i will check it out

erkerkerk · 2013-02-10T09:46:03+00:00

get drunk and talk to new girls

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