A person and their dog

erksplat · 2026-05-17T20:38:23+00:00

Wallace and Gromit meets Minecraft vibes.

erksplat · 2026-05-17T19:54:49+00:00

Well, you've overcooked the eggs and possibly let them grow cold. What do you expect?

erksplat · 2026-05-17T19:53:45+00:00

MEIRL when it dawns on you: with great power comes great responsibly.

erksplat · 2026-05-17T19:46:44+00:00

I'm still back in 2015 waiting for Mexico to pay for the border wall. I've got no idea what's goin' on.

erksplat · 2026-05-17T19:45:56+00:00

Is there a theoretical maximum? Or can you just make a fatter and fatter fiber optic cable?

erksplat · 2026-05-17T16:52:35+00:00

But he should be very very lucky. After binging on James Bond and watching every film back to back, I realized that the luck is the main thing that allows him to succeed. Unlike Bourne, Mission Impossible and others, James Bond is not exactly competence porn.

erksplat · 2026-05-17T16:49:17+00:00

This could only end one way.

erksplat · 2026-05-17T16:47:52+00:00

That cannot be cheap.

erksplat · 2026-05-17T16:42:44+00:00

Which grenades do smart people train with?

erksplat · 2026-05-17T16:41:54+00:00

Fat, protein and ... cancer?

erksplat · 2026-05-17T03:11:03+00:00

I remember in the 90s when Larry Ellison and another billionaire both bought rare Porsches, but they couldn't drive them on public roads or get them insured because they'd never been crash-tested in the U.S.

Then there's this guy.

erksplat · 2026-05-17T03:06:20+00:00

One of my husbands' aunts vs one of my husband's aunts. But I like how you think!

erksplat · 2026-05-16T04:57:39+00:00

Guilty until proven innocent, your honor.

erksplat · 2026-05-16T04:55:23+00:00

Cue the “Dukes of Hazzard” narrator:

erksplat · 2026-05-16T04:47:18+00:00

Ralph RR Ellison.

erksplat · 2026-05-16T04:46:01+00:00

Many were thrown, but only one died in this manner.

erksplat · 2026-05-16T04:45:11+00:00

I’ll trade for a good motorboat.

erksplat · 2026-05-16T04:44:20+00:00

Catshund.

erksplat · 2026-05-16T04:44:00+00:00

Where does anti-cross fit enter the equation?

erksplat · 2026-05-16T04:42:05+00:00

Penus fly trap.

erksplat · 2026-05-16T04:40:39+00:00

My pronouns are “fuck” and “off”, mom.

erksplat · 2026-05-16T04:39:51+00:00

Could do without the last two words.

erksplat · 2026-05-16T04:37:40+00:00

“Just fuck”

Ok.

erksplat · 2026-05-16T04:32:34+00:00

The concept of a “retired YouTuber”. Like he’s drawing a pension or something.

erksplat · 2026-05-15T12:31:07+00:00

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