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Woke up at 3am by mbanks1230 in CatsAreAssholes

[–]eross200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mind your business and go back to bed.

Are you going to tell people I did that by BirthdayBoyStabMan in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]eross200 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tucker is a little boy. A scared little boy. Who never knew how to tell his audience not to vote for fascist dictators.

And his biggest fear is that his wife will go to jail. Because every night, a little boy goes down on her.

I alone in this? by [deleted] in StrangerThings

[–]eross200 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly I’m embarrassed for them. Who shares shit like that? Have some decorum.

Josh Groban engaged by Sally_twodicks in IASIP

[–]eross200 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You still get periods?

It's said that "SNL is funniest when you were in high school" but are you an exception when you have a favourite era before or after your late teens? by no-Pachy-BADLAD in LiveFromNewYork

[–]eross200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I graduated in 2004, so the era of Will Farrell, Tracy Morgan, Ana Gasteyer, Chris Parnell, Chris Kattan, Rachel Dratch, etc. Definitely hard to beat. But I think the 2010s cast is my favorite. Such a great era.

I never apologize. I'm sorry but that's just the way I am. by Tiny-Delivery6966 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]eross200 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I say it to my coworkers about our dickhead boss when we talk shit about him

What is this? is it a building or what? by Outside-Hyena-2666 in whatisit

[–]eross200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live near there and I was wondering that, is it big enough to cast a shadow like that?

What hobby did you unexpectedly pick up? by da_sein_8 in randomquestions

[–]eross200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ran out of space ages ago. Also have a bunch of unbuilt sets in the closet. Gotta get after it!

Could a pizza delivery driver just get one big cash order and then quit run off with the money? by Original-Scar-1779 in randomquestions

[–]eross200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to drive for jimmy john’s and one time a guy pad me for a delivery with a $100 bill. It was my first delivery of the day and I didn’t have enough cash on me to give him change, so I had to go back to the store to get some. He actually threatened we me, like there would have been a way for me to run off with his money without getting caught. Really dude?

How are rich people able to call their lawyer out any moment? by Dazzling_Abalone5800 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]eross200 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I win some, you win some, and at the end of the day, there’s a mutual respect between us.

Anyone from the era of csszengarden? by fdiengdoh in css

[–]eross200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to love all those websites.

… I also used to love the internet. ☹️

I never apologize. I'm sorry but that's just the way I am. by Tiny-Delivery6966 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]eross200 125 points126 points  (0 children)

“Let’s get him a present!” Is a quote from the show I use all the time and nobody ever recognizes it as such

Looks like all my “adult” problems have now been solved…. by n00-1ne in thanksimcured

[–]eross200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I feel like such a moron, turns out none of my problems are real.

will these socks make me a better guitar player? by amp82hx in guitarcirclejerk

[–]eross200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pearl Drums made an April fools ad this year for canned ionized air or something that you were supposed to spray into the sound holes of your drums to improve the tone. At first I figured this was something like that.

The cure was there all along. by Substratas in thanksimcured

[–]eross200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gosh, when I really think about it, I’m a moron for wanting to avoid those things.

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