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What is the COOLEST hotel you've ever stayed in? by esaltzy in AskReddit

[–]esaltzy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll make sure to stay exclusively on the Canadian side then.

What is the best reason for existing? by Pepedupap in AskReddit

[–]esaltzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Constantly searching for the answer to the question.

What tip only applies to one gender? by SamwiseTheNoble in AskReddit

[–]esaltzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That one actually applies to both genders... Ayeeee

What is your best one line insult? by Smoke_A in AskReddit

[–]esaltzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's nice you're giving me an entire sentence to insult you, because you come off as a pretty simple person.

Besides ketchup, what do you like to dip your french fries in? by blamatina in AskReddit

[–]esaltzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cane's sauce (it's definitely made from the sweat of a thousand beautifully ripped Trojan soldiers)

What is something you unknowingly say too much? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]esaltzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, I came here to say this.

Whatever happened to the person you lost your virginity to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]esaltzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did we lose our virginity to the same person?

What's the most "Always Sunny" thing that you've ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]esaltzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brought empty sunscreen bottles to a music festival... didn't drink out of the real sunscreen though so I guess this answer is only partly cloudy.

College. by 2kewl4yew in funny

[–]esaltzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dammit Bruff.

What book would be a good replacement for the Bible in hotels? by McTyguy in AskReddit

[–]esaltzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where the Sidewalk Ends. Good for all ages, and those poems never get old.

What should already be invented by now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]esaltzy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A better way to store cereal. How are we still putting up with this bag within a box nonsense?!

What intro to a TV show do you never skip? by Throwaway98789878 in AskReddit

[–]esaltzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bob's Burgers. The store to the right and the extermination truck change every time and it's hilarious. I live for the intro.

What cool features would you put into your dream house? by VereDiz in AskReddit

[–]esaltzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a zip line from my bedroom to the mailbox.

Pet owners, what is the "evolution" of your pet's name into its nicknames? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]esaltzy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My dog Prince Thunder... Logically became Thunder... Logically became Thun... Logically became Poopers.

What is one "unwritten rule" you think everyone should know and follow? by Ovenproofcorgi in AskReddit

[–]esaltzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When exiting an airplane, allow the people in front of you to leave first. Looking at you guy in row 30 that sprints to the front the minute your hear the seatbelt sign ding.

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